At least he aint' got a Nova, or a Burburry hat.

[cries_of_blood]

Hahahahaha.

The Junior Euro-vision song contest cracks me up.

Speaking for the UK, I must say that people must be laughing at us night and day because whenever we enter we always sing sad a depressing songs. Reasons for this.
-It rains, alot.
-There are alot of chavs here.
-losing hope of never having a king!
-We have to wear uniforms for school
-The bus drivers charge alot
-Its freezing, but never snows.
-The M25
-The Prime minister is a twat

Its in our nature to moan.

Honestly, its true. It we won a gold medal in the Olympics we would throw it away because its not real!
If moaning was an Olympic sport we would win ever time. Especial on the roads. What with all that road rage.

Ahh yes now as i say all this you may be thinking that our country sucks. We have got alot of good things though yes..like

Spotted dick.
Christmas fire lighting pudding.
Shhhhhhhakspere
David Beckham.
Burburry hats!
Lee Evans
Not to mention Peter Kay.
Eastenders.
The millennium dome
The london bridge
Guy Fawkes
And the two most importat things

English fry up


And of course..


We may be a small county but you gotta love that tea.

And God knows we cant sing so we are never going to win that bloody contest!