I donate a kidney and all I get for Christmas is a SHINY RED BALL?!?!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I broke highmaster's X-Box (-12 points). In May I helped _k8_ across the street (6 points). Last Monday I pulled over and changed onserver's flat tire (15 points). In September I gave moviebuffster a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to cabiedaker in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1309 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
cricketjazz