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So I dealt with small children from 9 am to 11:30 pm yesterday. Then I had to go pick up the dork from a party and didn’t get home till 12:30. Of course I made 200 dollars so I guess it all works out, plus the Nelsons are my babies.
Wriley: What did you do today Jenni?
Jenni: I had to work.
Wriley: At Hyde Hall?
Jenni: No, I’m babysitting another little boy in town.
Wriley: ANOTHER ONE?!?!?
Jenni: Don’t worry, you’re still my favorite.
::Stuart looks up from her play-doh::
Stuart: Is he wee?
Jenni: *blink blink*
I was like WTF? Since when does this three year old talk like she’s from Scotland? She’s also a play-doh huffer which makes me insanely happy.
Then Ilir and I had a conversation about baby poop, diapers and bathing small children. He didn’t seem to understand that it was better to deal with the three year old’s potty training accidents then to change Phin’s diaper because baby poop is the worst smelling. But Ilir is a big sweetie, after I said I couldn’t believe we had just had a conversation about baby poop he said “It’s okay. I love you, we can talk about anything.” He also added that he could wipe his own ass but if I wanted to give him a shower I could. Perv.
For Boo: D is here. He hasn’t been around much but I don’t really care for him. He just has a sleazy way about him. Plus, C said that he wanted her to spend time with him today. I was like what about your kid that you haven’t seen in at least 4 weeks? Psh.
Wriley: What did you do today Jenni?
Jenni: I had to work.
Wriley: At Hyde Hall?
Jenni: No, I’m babysitting another little boy in town.
Wriley: ANOTHER ONE?!?!?
Jenni: Don’t worry, you’re still my favorite.
::Stuart looks up from her play-doh::
Stuart: Is he wee?
Jenni: *blink blink*
I was like WTF? Since when does this three year old talk like she’s from Scotland? She’s also a play-doh huffer which makes me insanely happy.
Then Ilir and I had a conversation about baby poop, diapers and bathing small children. He didn’t seem to understand that it was better to deal with the three year old’s potty training accidents then to change Phin’s diaper because baby poop is the worst smelling. But Ilir is a big sweetie, after I said I couldn’t believe we had just had a conversation about baby poop he said “It’s okay. I love you, we can talk about anything.” He also added that he could wipe his own ass but if I wanted to give him a shower I could. Perv.
For Boo: D is here. He hasn’t been around much but I don’t really care for him. He just has a sleazy way about him. Plus, C said that he wanted her to spend time with him today. I was like what about your kid that you haven’t seen in at least 4 weeks? Psh.