Apr 16, 2006 00:28
So I was talking with my dad, and I started thinking....what if the pitch of your voice was controlled by the amount of lint you had in your pocket?
So...if your pocket was full of lint then you'd have this super deep voice, but if it was nearly or empty then your voice would be very high.
Then my dad asked, what if you didn't have pants, so we decided then you couldn't talk. Unless you had socks on and they had lint in them as well.
So if you were wearing a bathing suit and sandels, your voice wouldn't work.
And we came up with a way to get this to work, so at birth you'd be implanted with a chip of sorts in your thigh that was located where pockets lay.
Then the chip would read into the pockets and amount the mass of lint in the pocket. But now, there is no reason to ruin my fun and tell me that this is not possible.
Because nothing is impossible.
So don't crush my dreams.
Well, my dream is actually to get stabbed in a ghetto, but that is beside the point.
Anyways, my day was pretty cool.
Saw Everything is Illuminated. And I love it.
And got Allie's birthday present, and looked at replacement cameras.
Hooray perhaps?
Oh, and happy easter?
10 things that you wont do and ten people that you tag:
1. I won't kill a bunny rabbit.
2. I won't abandon my friends.
3. I won't get over that. [don't ask.]
4. I won't change my beliefs for you.
5. I won't believe you just because you say it's true.
6. I won't show you my feet, or legs. [except for....say one person?]
7. I won't let you put me in a small box.
8. I won't touch a slug.
9. I will not eat meat.
10. I won't stop saying "Ma'am, Sir, Ms., Miss, Mr., and Mrs. I think it's rude not to. But that's just me.
And I don't care, whoever wants to do this can.