Randomness in the wee hours...
There is something satisfying about watching from Dusk Till Dawn at 3am. It's just one of those movies that is always on after midnight and always seems the better for it. Every time I watch it I just have this weird craving to lick the a tattoo on George Clooney's neck.
Best line in the movie is when Cheech Marin describes all the pussy he is selling including chicken pussy. I try to picture who would have a chicken pussy and for some reason Lisa Loeb pops into my head. Don'tchya think?
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere...fuck it....
I had a rather violent fall on the street the other day. The kind that made strangers come over and ask if I was okay. NO NO I’m not fucking okay I just face planted on the concrete. But all you can do is reply nicely.
"oh man...that sucked. dude I'm fine... really I’m okay."
"but dude your bleeding"
reply in my head:
"Yeah in more places then you know pal so just BACK THE FUCK OFF!"
...premenstrual doesn't even come close.
Cricketfact: It's amazing to me how easily 'cunt' can roll of my tongue, but whenever I say the word 'Saskatchewan' I feel dirty.
Best line in the movie is when Cheech Marin describes all the pussy he is selling including chicken pussy. I try to picture who would have a chicken pussy and for some reason Lisa Loeb pops into my head. Don'tchya think?
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere...fuck it....
I had a rather violent fall on the street the other day. The kind that made strangers come over and ask if I was okay. NO NO I’m not fucking okay I just face planted on the concrete. But all you can do is reply nicely.
"oh man...that sucked. dude I'm fine... really I’m okay."
"but dude your bleeding"
reply in my head:
"Yeah in more places then you know pal so just BACK THE FUCK OFF!"
...premenstrual doesn't even come close.
Cricketfact: It's amazing to me how easily 'cunt' can roll of my tongue, but whenever I say the word 'Saskatchewan' I feel dirty.