It's the beast in me.
Last night I went over to Joe's. After our usual bonfire antics I managed to pass out on his couch, which is embarrassing in itself but can be one-upped whilst snoring. Now this was not just any mild girly snore, this was a mongrel beast discovery channel snore. They all tried to save me from my nasal passages by poking me gently. But unfortunately for them, I sleep like an apnea patient on valium. Apparently I kept raising my head like I was awake, asked for five more minutes, and laid back down.
I wish I could say this was not normal for me, but I tend to pass out a lot. I think it's a comfort thing really. You know I'm down with you when I pass out snoring on your couch. Really, it's a loving gesture. Feel the love.
Even worse I fell asleep during Aquateen Hunger Force one of the best cartoon's fucking ever. And if you have never heard of it you can check it out here. If Meatwad were real he would be my best friend. Who doesn't love a shape-shifting wad of meat with one tooth?
Today I worked out the finalities in my research. If all goes well I will be a primary author in the Journal of Parasitology by September. As you all read this publication daily I'm sure you are as excited as I am. Really though, I'm not a Parasitologist at all so I feel kind of guilty about the whole thing. What if it is discovered I'm a fraud? They might pour schistosomes in my coffee or something...HAHA! ok that was only funny to me. Really though there was this girl Tammie that nobody liked so someone slipped a tapeworm in her coffee ...(total lie but it could happen).
continue breeding
I wish I could say this was not normal for me, but I tend to pass out a lot. I think it's a comfort thing really. You know I'm down with you when I pass out snoring on your couch. Really, it's a loving gesture. Feel the love.
Even worse I fell asleep during Aquateen Hunger Force one of the best cartoon's fucking ever. And if you have never heard of it you can check it out here. If Meatwad were real he would be my best friend. Who doesn't love a shape-shifting wad of meat with one tooth?
Today I worked out the finalities in my research. If all goes well I will be a primary author in the Journal of Parasitology by September. As you all read this publication daily I'm sure you are as excited as I am. Really though, I'm not a Parasitologist at all so I feel kind of guilty about the whole thing. What if it is discovered I'm a fraud? They might pour schistosomes in my coffee or something...HAHA! ok that was only funny to me. Really though there was this girl Tammie that nobody liked so someone slipped a tapeworm in her coffee ...(total lie but it could happen).
continue breeding