"I recommend that everybody should have a scavenger hunt, 'cause I had more fun than...ever."
-Bam Margera
Welcome to the rule/advisory text file. Read carefully. Also, if you plan on participating and don't know much about CKY/Bam Margera/Jackass/Viva la Bam culture, I suggest you find someone who does and immerse yourself. Send anyone who you think is interested this link/text file.
If you plan on participating, contact Eric Deyoreo or email EricDeyoreo@aim.com with:
Team name
Team member names
Team captain (Someone who will provide their cell #, so all teams can stay linked/for emergency or important info. Like "Stay the fuck away from Trader Joe's, we just got kicked out of there for _______________."
Any other info you'd like to share
SCAVENGER HUNT ITEM SUGGESTIONS--your chance to make an item appear on the list.
This is so that we have an idea on who's hardcore and who isn't. The entry fee will be collected minutes prior to the hunt. Read on:
Rules:
+The first rule of scavenger hunt is DO NOT TALK ABOUT SCAVENGER HUNT.
+The second rule of scavenger hunt is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT SCAVENGER HUNT
+Some acts on here are illegal, dangerous, deadly, or a combination of all three. By participating, you waive your right to sue.
+Limit 4 members to a team.
+Entry is $5 a person, ($20 a team of 4). The winning team gets a sweet pot, PLUS an old television that would be perfect for picking up with a wrecking ball and dropping onto the hood of a broken down vehicle.
+All teams MUST have at least 1 video camera, preferably a Digital Video camera.
+Item MUST be recorded clearly. If it can't be seen, it doesn't count!
+There is no need to take an item. Example: 89. Find a video card that IS NOT installed in a computer. You just have to film yourself with the video card in your hand, you don't need to take the card.
+Points awarded based on ease, risk, and depravity. Point values range from 1 to 100.
+Any and all calls have to be on speakerphone.
+Don't die.
+NO WIMPS! All team members must pull their own weight, or suffer dire consequences.
+The Hunt will occur from to . Bam did 50 items in 6 hours, we're doing 200 in 12. (Gonna try to anyway)
+Remember, you don't have to do EVERYTHING on the list. It would be beneficial to do as many things as you can though.
+All participants will meet at (location to be determined) on for check in, final instructions and Item List.
+Don't get caught.
+If a teammate must go to work, church, etc, keep going! Pick them up after they finish.
+Teams are due back with their tapes and items by the deadline. If you're going to be late, be prepared to have a good reason. You will lose 5 points for every minute that you are late.(Your tape will be viewed and edited into an asskickin' 60 frames-per-second DVD, but that could take up to a month)
+After tapes are viewed by judges, the winning team will receive their prize. This could be days after the hunt is over, but don't worry--we won't stiff you.
+Remember, it's never about the final destination--it's all about the journey.
0. FILM TODAY'S NEWSPAPER AND GET THE DATE ON RECORD! This is proof that you started this day! (To dissuade cheaters) [Mandatory]
1. Get genitals (male or female) drawn on your forehead with marker. [5 pts]
2. Get a math formula tattoo. [50 pts]
3. Get slapped in the face. [1 pt]
4. Hit someone with a pie inside of a grocery store. [20 pts]
5. Stage dive into desert plants. [10 pts]
6. Rent softcore porn from Blockbuster. (Chris said it's in the drama section, he would know) [10 pts]
7. Role play in movie theater. (Get up and act according to movie onscreen) [15 pts]
8. Drink sardine oil. (At least a mouthful) [10 pts]
9. Comb hair with mayo. [5 pts]
10. Put liquid cheese (spray cheese) in shoes. [5 pts]
11. Pogo stick jump onto a skateboard. [15 pts]
12. Climb a (or the) water tower. [30 pts]
13. Give a meal to a bum. [15 pts]
14. Swim across Littlerock Dam and back. [40 pts]
15. Jump into a murky body of water. [20 pts]
16. Find and wear a full body costume. (Head must be hidden) [30 pts]
17. Wear a dress (gentlemen) or a stuffed jockstrap (ladies, must be a visible bulge) ALL day. [20 pts]
18. Donate a sex toy to a thrift shop. (They must take it, or you must leave it, and you MUST be seen) [10 pts]
19. Superglue your teeth shut. [100 pts]
20. Get shot in the back of the head with a paintball gun. [20 pts]
21. Get a coworker's (of opposite sex) underpants. If unemployed, get your parent's (of opposite sex) underpants. (It pays to have a job!) [30 pts.]
22. Egg your mom. [20 pts]
23. Ring a doorbell naked and wait until you are greeted. [40 pts]
24. Wear an article of clothing found in the street. [20 pts]
25. Vomit. [10 pts]
26. Remove your eyebrows. (method optional) [20 pts]
27. Stick your hand in a baggie of someone else's pubic hair. [20 pts]
28. Get stranger to massage your ass. [20 pts]
29. Lick the bottom of a partner's foot. [15 pts]
30. Grab your dad's ass. [20 pts]
31. Play one of your own CDs/tapes in store display and dance to it. [15 pts]
32. Hump a stranger. [15 pts]
33. Show a stranger a picture of Goatse (
http://goat.cx) [15 pts]
34. Photocopy your ass at Kinko's. [40 pts]
35. Go into the kitchen area of any resturant. [20 pts]
36. Do a 'fire in the hole.' (Toss extra large drink into drive-thru window) [30 pts]
37. Get service without shirt and shoes. [10 pts]
38. Get a bum to sign a pizza box. [10 pts]
39. French Kiss someone whom you're not romantically involved with. [30 pts] (double points for girl-girl kiss)
40. Get a bee sting. [50 pts]
41. Autograph a cow. [50 pts]
42. Get clotheslined. [5 pts]
43. Lick a mannequin's ass. [5 pts]
44. Get a flag. [5 pts]
45. Get a massage from a waiter/waitress. [10 pts]
46. Get hit by a 60+ MPH fastpitch ball at Funland USA. [25 pts]
47. Find an earthworm and eat it. [20 pts]
48. Hurt someone's feelings, then make them laugh. [30 pts]
49. Bag some road kill, keep it with you. [40 pts]
50. Take a bite of a stranger's meal at a resturant. [20 pts]
51. Use a portapotty. [10 pts]
52. Get attacked by a cat. [20 pts]
53. Get attacked by a dog. [20 pts]
54. Get headbutted in the crotch. [15 pts]
55. Run through a city park in underwear. [50 pts]
56. Put a hole in a wall. (anyway, any wall) [20 pts]
57. Do a standing backflip. (proper landing unnecessary) [20 pts]
58. Light part of hair on fire. [15 pts]
59. Bite a stranger. [20 pts]
60. Get punched in the face. [5 pts]
61. Chug a 2 liter of drink in 20 seconds or less. [40 pts]
61. Get punched in the ear, a la Fight Club. [5 pts]
62. Get handcuffed to a car. [20 pts]
63. Molest a teammate. [15 pts]
64. Press ham (ass) against a window in plain sight of the building's occupants. [20 pts]
65. Get hit with a 5 gallon water jug. (Sparklettes) [10 pts]
66. Get 5 phone numbers from strangers. [10 pts]
67. Get free food from a non-acquaintance. [10 pts]
68. Serenade a stranger. [5 pts]
69. Purchase genital irritation cream, according to sex. [20 pts]
70. Get old lady underwear and wear on the outside of pants. [20 pts]
71. Go into public wearing condoms on your hands. (you have to be seen) [30 pts]
72. Lick the small of a fat man/woman's back. [30 pts]
73. Ejaculate on a saltine cracker (from a small resturant package) and eat it. [75 pts, double if teammate eats half]
74. Bolt from an on duty police officer. [30 pts]
75. "Milk" a dog a.k.a Red Rocket (South Park, Van Wilder) [50 pts]
76. Hug a joshua tree. [10 pts, 50 pts for doing it naked]
77. All team members (except for camera operator) ride a 25 cent ride in front of grocery store. [15 pts]
78. When asked for your name, give a comical name (i.e. Mike Hunt, Anita Hanchob) without laughing. [10 pts]
79. Pee on a gas pump. [20 pts]
80. Hit a shopping cart with your vehicle. [15 pts]
81. Drive through a drive-thru WITHOUT stopping. [20 pts]
82. Get in a trash can and close the lid. [15 pts]
83. Lick a fire hydrant. [15 pts]
84. Acquire a used sex toy. [20 pts]
85. Step in a pile of poo. [15 pts]
86. Purchase condoms with a partner. [15 pts, 30 pts for same sex purchase]
87. Eat a small can of cat food. [20 pts]
88. Purchase the following items together: baby food and laxatives. (bonus if you throw in alcohol) [30 pts/50 pts for alcohol]
89. Find an video card (out of box) that IS NOT installed in a computer. [20 pts]
90. Crash into a wall riding something with 4 or more wheels. (skateboard, skates, car, etc.) [15 pts]
91. Break a window. [30 pts]
92. Shave your head. (quadruple points for female) [30 pts]
93. Get slapped in face with a burrito. [10 pts]
94. Wade in Antelope Valley Mall fountain. (Inside or outside) [30 pts]
95. Chew up a wasabi packet. [20 pts]
96. Eat a habañero pepper. [40 pts]
96. Frighten a small child. [20 pts]
97. Make a man scream. [20 pts]
98. Pee in a city park. (NOT IN THE BATHROOM) [30 pts]
99. Get someone to hold your not-yet-purchased items while you go to bathroom. Then leave. [20 pts]
100. Snorkel in AV Mall fountain. [50 pts]
101. Run down the up escalator in Dillards backward. TEAM WITH THE FASTEST TIME GETS THE POINTS. [30 pts]
102. Ask someone what their gender is, and laugh when they respond. [10 pts]
103. Get someone to flip you off. [10 pts]
104. Acquire a donut with 54 sprinkles, no more, no less. (You may remove/add sprinkles) [15 pts]
105. Acquire a copy of the Nintendo 64 version of Harvest Moon. [40 pts]
106. Acquire a dirty, filthy anime. (Filth must be recorded) [20 pts]
107. Drive 100 miles per hour. (Bonus point for every MPH afterward) [50 pts]
108. Leap into car (in neutral) rolling downhill. (Doesn't have to be moving quickly) [20 pts]
109. Reinact the Battle of Hastings (1066) inside Wal-Mart. [40 pts max, historical accuracy counts]
110. Write to your Congressman. [20 pts]
111. Acquire a copy of Warcraft I. (NOT BURNED-REAL) [30 pts]
112. Swallow a live goldfish/small fish. [15 pts]
113. Do a cheerleader routine in front of a stranger. [10 pts]
114. Dance with an elderly person. [10 pts]
115. Empty out a shopping cart corral. [20 pts]
116. Get foot run over by automobile. [20 pts]
117. Ziptie yourself to a stranger. (1 minute minimum) [20 pts]
118. Give a wedgie. [1 pt]
119. Track down old teacher, inform them that you would masturbate in class. [20 pts @ 12th+ grade, the lower the grade, the larger the point value]
120. 2 members on team (opposite sex) must trade underwear. [20 pts]
121. Shit your pants. [50 pts]
122. Buy drink/Hit on older bar patron, get kiss. [10 if drink is accepted, 40 pts for kiss]
123. Steal a bowling ball from Brunswick. [30 pts]
124. Get a large can of mixed fruit, name it, bring it back with you. [Largest can gets 25 pts]
125. Collect 5 FunDip sticks. [5 pts.]
126. Piss your pants. [35 pts]
127. Collect 4 pennies of years: 1982, 1958, 1985, 1947 (Randomly chosen) [100 pts]
128. Get a rabbit's foot. (fake or real) [15 pts]
129. Picket Charlie Browns market, say their beef jerky is horse jerky. [50 pts]
130. Call ex-employer, get them to say 'fuck' in anger. [45 pts]
131. Prank call Abe's house (661-266-2343) and ask him why his bitchass isn't doing the scavanger hunt. (His mom's name is Becky.) [20 pts]
132. Get someone to flash your camera. [50 pts]
133. Shave a pet with clippers. (hair loss must be significant, more than 70%) [25 pts, 50 pts if it doesn't belong to anybody on team]
134. Take laxatives with red vines. [10 for dose, 5 pts for each additional dose. 5 pts for each time you crap]
135. Sword fight. (Method optional) [steel on steel-20 pts. flesh on flesh- 40 pts]
136. Drink a glass of your own vomit. [100 pts]
137. Let a team member spit in your mouth. [35pts, 5 extra for throwing up afterwards]
138. Shit in a movie theater. [50 pts] (Chris warns if you're caught, you'll have to go to jail with MudbuttTM)
139. Shit in your parent's bed. [100 pts]
140. Play dodgeball with a frozen bird. [40 pts]
141. Attempt to take a nap in Best Buy. [Whoever gets the longest 'nap' gets 25 pts]
142. Acquire a picture of a cannon. [20 pts]
143. Acquire a recently used tampon/sanitary napkin. [30 pts] Slap a teammate in the face with it for an extra 30 pts.
144. Perform a drift turn with your vehicle. [30 pts]
145. Perform a burnout with your vehicle. [15 pts]
146. Get and wear a turban from someone wearing one. (Seven-11 employee) [30 pts]
147. Eat a spoonfull of park sand. [20 pts]
148. Eat 11 pancakes from IHOP. [25 pts, Dine 'n' dash for double points.]
149. Get hit in the head by a thrown football. [15 pts]
150. Girl Fight. [15 pts]
151. Get a tapioca pudding facial. [10 pts]
152. Get a garden gnome. [40 pts]
153. Go poo in a urinal. [50 pts]
154. Go poo on a windshield. [50 pts]
155. Get spanked while sitting on a bus stop bench. [20 pts]
156. Drink a glass of your own urine. [100 pts]
157. Wear a beard made out of white school glue and pubic hair. [50 pts]
158. Picket in front of a was-on-strike store as an ex-scab. [40 pts]
159. Sing Karaoke: 'End of the World As We Know It' by REM [20 pts]
160. Shave a teammate's ass crack. [40 pts]
161. Eat your own booger. [25 pts]
162. Tell an embarassing, funny story. [Points will be awarded on how hard it makes the judges laugh]
163. "Antique" someone. (cover them in talcum, NOT A TEAMMATE) [30 pts]
164. Put a goldfish into a body of water that they don't belong (fountain, pool, PUBLIC toilet, etc.) [20 pts]
165. Eat a live cricket. [10 pts a member, max 40 pts]
166. Eat a teammate's fingernail. [25 pts]
167. clean ear with Qtip, suck on it like a lollipop. (must be yellow/orange) [45 pts]
168. Get a parking ticket. [50 pts]
169. Say something offensive to a mayor of an AV city. [20 pts]
170. Fill grocery cart with items and leave it in an aisle. (10 pts per cart)
171. Scream out "God is dead" in a crowd of people. [15 pts]
172. Play Nationball (dodgeball) inside a store. [40 pts]
173. Have a shopping cart race. [20 pts, 20 pts. extra for shopping cart joust/destruction derby]
174. Get sprayed in the face with pepper spray. [50 pts]
175. Snort/pour Tabasco sauce in nose. [45 pts]
176. Shove a Homie figurine up your ass. [50 pts]
177. Papercut yourself and rub salt in the wound. [40 pts]
178. Get a child 5 years old or under to curse at you. [35 pts]
179. Call a grandparent and pick a fight with them. (You can't explain why) [40 pts]
180. Write the most horrible thing you can think of on a t-shirt and wear it. [pts awarded for creativity]
181. Drink a gallon of milk. (throughout the day) [25 pts]
182. Get bitten by a fish. [25 pts]
183. Have a team chickenfight. (ride on shoulders, try to knock other person off) [30 pts]
184. Find a brand new Stephen Lynch CD. (Unopened) [30 pts]
185. Play a guitar solo. (Doesn't have to be a good one) [15 pts]
186. Find a modded Xbox. [20 pts]
187. Cream corn hair shampoo. [10 pts]
188. Moon someone from your vehicle. [10 pts]
189. Find a gay and a lesbian. (They must admit to it and be in the same shot!) [25 pts]
190. Find a person named Tod, or Todd. (They must show proof of their name!) [10 pts]
191. Duck tape someone to a pole. (NOT A TEAMMATE) [15 pts]
192. Swim in the aquaduct. [30 pts]
193. Eat a whole onion, raw. [20 pts]
194. Go off-roading in your vehicle. [20 pts]
195. Tag a skeleton house with your team name. [20 pts]
196. Find a dwarf (midget, little person) and do something entertaining with them. [30 pts]
197. Tie one end of 30ft (or longer) rope to a tree, the other end to a bike, ride away as fast as you can. [20 pts]
198. Have sex with Jello/phallic fruit. (depending on gender) [30 pts]
199. Find and drink some clear liquid OTHER THAN WATER, SODA, OR ALCOHOL. [20 pts]
200. Do something really, really, REALLY fucked up. I'm talking more jacked up than anything you've seen on this list. Remember, it doesn't necessarily
have to be a gross-out thing. Just something so incredibly wrong that it would make a lesser man sick and a greater man slightly queasy. [pts to be determined on the scale of fucked-uposity]
Remember, have your asses back to the house by Midnight