Ohhh Tom
So I have this friend Tom. He enjoys sharing some very random, very interesting things about himself and just in general with me. Today I learned that he is related to the creator of the Mimosa drink. This is how the story goes :
Tom: i know the person that created the mimosa
Me:oh?
Tom:yep
Me:do tell
Tom: this guy, Robert Freddy, hes french, so its pronounced Robear, worked at hotel where you couldnt serve just alcohol before 10am
Tom: and some people like a little pick me up when they wake up
Tom: so he combined champagne and oj
Tom:: a 50/50 mix
Tom: but thta was still too much for the ATC
Tom: so then he made it one part champagne and 2 parts oj
Me: hahaha. cool
Tom:Altoidtom: and Robert Freddy married Lori Flippin
Tom: who was sisters with Judy Flippin
Tom: whose other sister was Betty Flippin
Tom: whose last sister was Marsha Flippin
Tom: who married James Fisher
Tom: who had 3 children
Tom:James junior, the middle child, Paul, the youngest, and Leanne, the eldest
Tom: who married Tim Farrell
Me: i'm so confused
Tom: but, she had a love child with a man whom she, and the love child, hate
Tom:and that love child is Thomas Jordan Fisher
Tom: my great uncle
Tom:my grandmothers brother in law
Me:oh
Me: haha
Tom:im related to the creater of an alcoholic drink
I also learned today that Richard Dawkins is a jerk. This is why:
Tom: i ahte richard dawkins
Tom: hate
Tom: i dont care that hes an atheist
Tom:i dont care one way or the other
Me: who is that?
Tom: i dont try and prostalatize
Tom:i know i miss spelt that
Tom: pretty much, hes the head atheist
Tom: but hes rude about it
Tom: he went to this place, where the virgin mary was seen
Tom: and talks to the guy who runs it
Tom: its a little water fall
Tom: and he asked the curator how hes paid,a nd the guy says threw the donations
Tom: so dawkins says, "so your taking these peoples money and keeping it"?
Tom: he goes to this little old lady, and gets real close and asked why she beleived
Me: mm
Tom:and then when she answered, he got closer and said that her reason was wrong
Tom: hes just rude
Tom: i dont care if you dont believe, but keep it to yourself
Me: what a jackass
Tom: he wants atheists to stop tolerating the people who believe, he things they are too tolerant
Tom: i know the person that created the mimosa
Me:oh?
Tom:yep
Me:do tell
Tom: this guy, Robert Freddy, hes french, so its pronounced Robear, worked at hotel where you couldnt serve just alcohol before 10am
Tom: and some people like a little pick me up when they wake up
Tom: so he combined champagne and oj
Tom:: a 50/50 mix
Tom: but thta was still too much for the ATC
Tom: so then he made it one part champagne and 2 parts oj
Me: hahaha. cool
Tom:Altoidtom: and Robert Freddy married Lori Flippin
Tom: who was sisters with Judy Flippin
Tom: whose other sister was Betty Flippin
Tom: whose last sister was Marsha Flippin
Tom: who married James Fisher
Tom: who had 3 children
Tom:James junior, the middle child, Paul, the youngest, and Leanne, the eldest
Tom: who married Tim Farrell
Me: i'm so confused
Tom: but, she had a love child with a man whom she, and the love child, hate
Tom:and that love child is Thomas Jordan Fisher
Tom: my great uncle
Tom:my grandmothers brother in law
Me:oh
Me: haha
Tom:im related to the creater of an alcoholic drink
I also learned today that Richard Dawkins is a jerk. This is why:
Tom: i ahte richard dawkins
Tom: hate
Tom: i dont care that hes an atheist
Tom:i dont care one way or the other
Me: who is that?
Tom: i dont try and prostalatize
Tom:i know i miss spelt that
Tom: pretty much, hes the head atheist
Tom: but hes rude about it
Tom: he went to this place, where the virgin mary was seen
Tom: and talks to the guy who runs it
Tom: its a little water fall
Tom: and he asked the curator how hes paid,a nd the guy says threw the donations
Tom: so dawkins says, "so your taking these peoples money and keeping it"?
Tom: he goes to this little old lady, and gets real close and asked why she beleived
Me: mm
Tom:and then when she answered, he got closer and said that her reason was wrong
Tom: hes just rude
Tom: i dont care if you dont believe, but keep it to yourself
Me: what a jackass
Tom: he wants atheists to stop tolerating the people who believe, he things they are too tolerant