When my sister tries to steal my nintendo, I say stab the bitch
My pee is neon yellow, I don't know why.
On that note, my sister is visiting with her boyfriend.
Their PDA has struck me blind and given me night terrors where I see visions of the look of pleasure on my sister's face as his foot touches hers on the couch or the squish of her buttocks as he SQUEEZES IT IN THE GROCERY STORE. Also the hanes tightywhiteys encased in khaki shorts laying on my sister's bedroom floor made me have a brain aneurysm.
I had a party for Chris Clark at my new and amazing apartment. Basically 100 people I sort of know showed up with their own alcohol and stood in my courtyard. I have 3 pictures right now. It was a long time ago. DEAL WITH IT.
On that note, my sister is visiting with her boyfriend.
Their PDA has struck me blind and given me night terrors where I see visions of the look of pleasure on my sister's face as his foot touches hers on the couch or the squish of her buttocks as he SQUEEZES IT IN THE GROCERY STORE. Also the hanes tightywhiteys encased in khaki shorts laying on my sister's bedroom floor made me have a brain aneurysm.
I had a party for Chris Clark at my new and amazing apartment. Basically 100 people I sort of know showed up with their own alcohol and stood in my courtyard. I have 3 pictures right now. It was a long time ago. DEAL WITH IT.