If I fall down the stairs it is usually someone else's fault
Godagamnit
Today I realized all food in my fridge is ancient and crusty but ate some anyway
basically I threw up
I got a new roommate and she is pretty amazing and I no longer have to live in fear of getting stabbed at night all OJ style by old roommy
I have rekindled my love for sleep. I am still alive, I would probably just rather sleep then hang out with you. Unless I like you, in which- call me.
Sometimes when I get off the bus there is a black girl with huge tits standing in the door and as I try to shove past they touch me and I have to say sorry. This has happened like 3 times already.
Other stuff.
End.
Today I realized all food in my fridge is ancient and crusty but ate some anyway
basically I threw up
I got a new roommate and she is pretty amazing and I no longer have to live in fear of getting stabbed at night all OJ style by old roommy
I have rekindled my love for sleep. I am still alive, I would probably just rather sleep then hang out with you. Unless I like you, in which- call me.
Sometimes when I get off the bus there is a black girl with huge tits standing in the door and as I try to shove past they touch me and I have to say sorry. This has happened like 3 times already.
Other stuff.
End.