someone should get me a trash can for my birthday, and more food, and maybe a hug
I got a fortune cookie the other day and it was all like "YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR!" and I said YOU KNOW IT FORTUNE COOKIE!. Except getting old. I only have 7 days left of teenagerhoodom, meaning 21-29 is going to speed by in a wave of cellulitely wrinkly old aged bliss.
BFF COUNTDOWN!