Finish him!

May 15, 2006 15:56

Sooo... I just got into a fight. I was down at Time Warner, waiting in line to pay my bill when a guy of about 35-40 walks in. He sees the line and starts cursing up a storm. I mean really, non stop explitives. F this and G-D that, just wouldn't stop. After about 45 seconds of this, just letting him get it all out of his system, I realize he's not ( Read more... )

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toastandt May 16 2006, 04:13:13 UTC
Wow. That's about the most exciting bill payment incident I've ever heard of, short of actual mafia involvement.

(You know, chicks dig mysterious vigilantes; you could look into that as a career choice.)

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crianca_aldain May 16 2006, 14:22:43 UTC
Hahaha, I suppose you could call it X-treme Bill Paying. ^_^

Oooo! Maybe I COULD make a career out of it. Getting ladies, upholding Truth, Justice and the American Way®. And besides, I like the color black, nothing says "mysterious vigilante" like the color black.

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getyourwings5 May 16 2006, 14:34:36 UTC
You'll need new sunglasses that you wear at night.

And some cool catch phrase.

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toastandt May 16 2006, 18:23:36 UTC
Absolutely; becoming a professional vigilante would utilize your talents and passions, require physical and mental exercise, and make you a certifiable heartthrob among those of the feminine persuasion. Aside from some possible trifling legal complications, I can't see any downside to this career move for you.

Actually, I was also thinking of your penchant for black clothing when the idea occurred to me; you've already got a wardrobe started for the job, even! (Black is the new black among the "mysterious loner" set.)

Steve's right, though: you will need new sunglasses. A good vigilante can't be mysterious without sunglasses at least, if not a mask.

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livehippie May 17 2006, 02:16:08 UTC
My opinion would be to invest in a nice pair of Oakley's.

..and while you're there, grab a pair of nice Chanel for mwah and you'll have cookies every week for the rest of your existence. <3 monkeys.

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