Sooo... I just got into a fight. I was down at Time Warner, waiting in line to pay my bill when a guy of about 35-40 walks in. He sees the line and starts cursing up a storm. I mean really, non stop explitives. F this and G-D that, just wouldn't stop. After about 45 seconds of this, just letting him get it all out of his system, I realize he's not
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(You know, chicks dig mysterious vigilantes; you could look into that as a career choice.)
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Oooo! Maybe I COULD make a career out of it. Getting ladies, upholding Truth, Justice and the American Way®. And besides, I like the color black, nothing says "mysterious vigilante" like the color black.
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And some cool catch phrase.
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Actually, I was also thinking of your penchant for black clothing when the idea occurred to me; you've already got a wardrobe started for the job, even! (Black is the new black among the "mysterious loner" set.)
Steve's right, though: you will need new sunglasses. A good vigilante can't be mysterious without sunglasses at least, if not a mask.
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..and while you're there, grab a pair of nice Chanel for mwah and you'll have cookies every week for the rest of your existence. <3 monkeys.
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