I see the Amazon reviews of "Touched by Venom" are all over the place. It's hard to beliveve that people liked i. Well Harriet Klausner likes everything.
I think my action figure would definitely wear Manolos or Jimmy Choos (the only way I will afford either), have red hair and have an eternally stressed look on it's face. Much like me. It will of course have a dream house...the dream being no one else by my action figure lives in it.
And for the other; my grandfather used to try and tell me about his sex life...and he used to tell me likes to sleep in the nude. I needed therapy after that. I have no issue with the fact that he's gay but he's my GRANDFATHER...he's not suppose do to have sex anymore!
Uhm… and I don’t REALLY play with the little plastic bulge. Much. Honest.
Uh huh. ::snerk:: You're just saying that because your hubby's on LJ now and can dole out swift *punishment* more often than usual. >:D
On the other hand, the idea of an 80 year old fondling a Will Turner action figure disturbs me in inexpressible ways. And to think, the mainstream is still worried about big things like porn and sexual exploitation of minors. But danger lurks where no one thinks of looking. Every day, innocent action figures are fondled inappropriately by unscrupulous characters. "But they're just plastic!" They say. "They don't have feelings!"
Dehumanizing bastards. Wait. You're one of them... You evil molest000rrr!!!!11
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Just a single figure would throw the world into a severe petrochemical shortage!
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"No...still not getting any at the Y."
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I think my action figure would definitely wear Manolos or Jimmy Choos (the only way I will afford either), have red hair and have an eternally stressed look on it's face. Much like me. It will of course have a dream house...the dream being no one else by my action figure lives in it.
And for the other; my grandfather used to try and tell me about his sex life...and he used to tell me likes to sleep in the nude. I needed therapy after that. I have no issue with the fact that he's gay but he's my GRANDFATHER...he's not suppose do to have sex anymore!
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Uh huh. ::snerk:: You're just saying that because your hubby's on LJ now and can dole out swift *punishment* more often than usual. >:D
On the other hand, the idea of an 80 year old fondling a Will Turner action figure disturbs me in inexpressible ways. And to think, the mainstream is still worried about big things like porn and sexual exploitation of minors. But danger lurks where no one thinks of looking. Every day, innocent action figures are fondled inappropriately by unscrupulous characters. "But they're just plastic!" They say. "They don't have feelings!"
Dehumanizing bastards. Wait. You're one of them... You evil molest000rrr!!!!11
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