OMG BSG!-but realistically I'll be in bed by 9
This very special day in 10 points or less is brought to you by Quotations-the fun thing everyones talking about!
"we used to beat you with a Bible, now we've beaten the Bible" - me, paraphrasing lesson (RE:the Enlightment)
"can I get pornography on this?" - teacher
"so you've ruined your life:Newtonian mechanics in 6 easy lessons" - me, paraphasing again
"it might get a little racy, but this is France, so it's okay" - teacher
"Grandparents unite!" *fistbump* - Diabetty
"Trumps a bastard"- teacher
"those commie bastards" -teacher (RE:NDP)
"if my pants rip while I do this class is dismissed" - teacher
"I used to carry a cell phone around, but I always forgot to turn it off in class and people kept calling me about nickel and dime bags. I don't deal drugs while I'm teaching, so now they stake out my office" -teacher"
Oh-one last thing - Today's XKCD totally reminds me of Diabetty.
"we used to beat you with a Bible, now we've beaten the Bible" - me, paraphrasing lesson (RE:the Enlightment)
"can I get pornography on this?" - teacher
"so you've ruined your life:Newtonian mechanics in 6 easy lessons" - me, paraphasing again
"it might get a little racy, but this is France, so it's okay" - teacher
"Grandparents unite!" *fistbump* - Diabetty
"Trumps a bastard"- teacher
"those commie bastards" -teacher (RE:NDP)
"if my pants rip while I do this class is dismissed" - teacher
"I used to carry a cell phone around, but I always forgot to turn it off in class and people kept calling me about nickel and dime bags. I don't deal drugs while I'm teaching, so now they stake out my office" -teacher"
Oh-one last thing - Today's XKCD totally reminds me of Diabetty.