Just a little something I cobbled together in defiance of natural law and God's will
T'was the twilight before Christmas and all thru the net
The twihards and mothers were pitching a fit
over some weird new director shit.
Team Edward, Team Jacob,
all snug in their camps,
had just settled down with Catherine Hardwicke
When on
cleolinda's blog they did see
news of a replacement,
some Chris Weitz guy.
We sprang into action
we blogged as we went
.....I'll finish this later
The video that inspired my Christas time blaspheny....
Video over here It might even be better than the actual movie.....
Please someone, stop me. Wanking Twilight is actually hurting me now
Look over here!
best sum up of Twilight EVER! Oh Thank God, something non Twilight related...
Check out this persons icons, specifically the retelling of the (Disney) Beauty and the Beast in LOL/net speak. Fucking hysterial, and I can see why it's her default.
And at the bottom, there's this great GIF icon, of Giles showing Buffy the VAMPYR book from the first episode, only it's Breaking Dawn...-AWW. DAMN IT!
Edward is STILL watching me sleep now he's on bedsheets and pillows.
Why won't this end?
Please God. Kill Stephanie Meyer. Or give me brain damage so I can forget. Either/or.