currently caving to peer pressure and watching Stonehenge Apocalypse (take that Neil Gaiman)
American Gods isn't terrible. Going to keep reading. Now onto the abomination that is STONEHENGE APOCALYPSE!
I so downloaded this onto my roomies computer-God help me if she finds out before I manage to delete this thing
Feel free to skip this if Misha Collins getting shot in the ass is of no importance to you (although I will question what you've choosen to do with your life if this is the case)
Things Stonehenge Apocalypse has taught me:
-Britian really hates Mexico - first the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico and now Stonehenge is taking out the Yucatan
-Americans like to blow shit up (okay, I didn't just learn this, but it's nice to see it reinforced)
-Torri Higgins, aka Dr. Weir from SGA should never, never do a British accent.
-Apparently one can make a transatlantic flight in all the time it takes to cut from scene A to scene B. Fuck those people on the Mayflower.
-Canada really has a limited pool of actors. Seriously, it's a Stargate fucking reunion
-IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD!
-high pitches will shatter glass before ear drums-cool!
-Misha Collins' Black friend Joshua or possible Joesph, whatever, believe that to restart the human race he should save a very small number of 40+ prodominantly White people.
-HOLY CRAP!
-MAGNETS!
-Jacob/Misha has shown me the error of my ways-tourniquets must be tied below the injury. Duh. And here I've been doing it the other way all this time. Also, they should be very loose.
-There are no sane scientists. None. All are batshit crazypants.
-SAMULET!
-Never trust a ginger in shorts. Gingers have no souls-also this one is exceptionally stupid. If your big saviour not only got himself ganked, but didn't think you were special enough to be in the sexytime old folks bunker during the apocalypse he probably isn't your friend/personal Jesus. Just sayin'. Last word on this subject-DONT EXPLAIN YOUR PLAN TO THE ENEMY, YOU GINGER IDIOT!
-"YOU ARE NOT A SCIENTIST" is my new assbutt insult
-IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD! (REALLY!)
-No one kills Misha Collins, God will just raise him right back up again. And yes, that last round of bullets totally hit Misha/Jacob right in the keister.
Questions left unanswered(or the section where I overthink a stupid movie):
-how do erupting volcanoes require a global military response? Wouldn't aid be better?
-how does Misha Collins stand filming with his hands tied behind his back for that long? Shit that must be torture
-the guy in charge of the military doesn't know that gamma radiation is a bad thing?
-does Joshua/Joesph know about menopause and genetic diversity? Isnt he supposed to be smart? Shouldn't you include people with diversified knowledge and skills too?
-Seriously, who the fuck designed the outfits to the apocalypse? Joshua/Joesph deserves to die.
-why did Misha go back to base camp instead of right to Stonehenge?
-why did the guy dropping the nuke need it to be right over Stonehenge, wouldn't any dropsite even remotely near Stonehenge wipe out the entire country side?
And for the record I am enjoying popcorn and some sort of gummi sour cherry things. Because craptastic movies must be enjoyed with food. Also tea. Always tea.
I so downloaded this onto my roomies computer-God help me if she finds out before I manage to delete this thing
Feel free to skip this if Misha Collins getting shot in the ass is of no importance to you (although I will question what you've choosen to do with your life if this is the case)
Things Stonehenge Apocalypse has taught me:
-Britian really hates Mexico - first the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico and now Stonehenge is taking out the Yucatan
-Americans like to blow shit up (okay, I didn't just learn this, but it's nice to see it reinforced)
-Torri Higgins, aka Dr. Weir from SGA should never, never do a British accent.
-Apparently one can make a transatlantic flight in all the time it takes to cut from scene A to scene B. Fuck those people on the Mayflower.
-Canada really has a limited pool of actors. Seriously, it's a Stargate fucking reunion
-IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD!
-high pitches will shatter glass before ear drums-cool!
-Misha Collins' Black friend Joshua or possible Joesph, whatever, believe that to restart the human race he should save a very small number of 40+ prodominantly White people.
-HOLY CRAP!
-MAGNETS!
-Jacob/Misha has shown me the error of my ways-tourniquets must be tied below the injury. Duh. And here I've been doing it the other way all this time. Also, they should be very loose.
-There are no sane scientists. None. All are batshit crazypants.
-SAMULET!
-Never trust a ginger in shorts. Gingers have no souls-also this one is exceptionally stupid. If your big saviour not only got himself ganked, but didn't think you were special enough to be in the sexytime old folks bunker during the apocalypse he probably isn't your friend/personal Jesus. Just sayin'. Last word on this subject-DONT EXPLAIN YOUR PLAN TO THE ENEMY, YOU GINGER IDIOT!
-"YOU ARE NOT A SCIENTIST" is my new assbutt insult
-IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD! (REALLY!)
-No one kills Misha Collins, God will just raise him right back up again. And yes, that last round of bullets totally hit Misha/Jacob right in the keister.
Questions left unanswered(or the section where I overthink a stupid movie):
-how do erupting volcanoes require a global military response? Wouldn't aid be better?
-how does Misha Collins stand filming with his hands tied behind his back for that long? Shit that must be torture
-the guy in charge of the military doesn't know that gamma radiation is a bad thing?
-does Joshua/Joesph know about menopause and genetic diversity? Isnt he supposed to be smart? Shouldn't you include people with diversified knowledge and skills too?
-Seriously, who the fuck designed the outfits to the apocalypse? Joshua/Joesph deserves to die.
-why did Misha go back to base camp instead of right to Stonehenge?
-why did the guy dropping the nuke need it to be right over Stonehenge, wouldn't any dropsite even remotely near Stonehenge wipe out the entire country side?
And for the record I am enjoying popcorn and some sort of gummi sour cherry things. Because craptastic movies must be enjoyed with food. Also tea. Always tea.