My birthdays coming up, if you need a present idea....
I can't walk in high heels-at all-I would kiill myself trying to walk in them.
I'm 100% sure I cant afford them
They are made from real animal, and as a vegetarian (for animal rights reasons no less) I would be a huge hypocrite if I bought these
I make fun of people who are ridiculously obsessed with fashion-especially shoe whores
I dont go anywhere high heels are appropriate, especially weird ones like these.
BUT I REALLY WANT THESE! OKAY?!
Someone buy me these shoes.