I caved (spoilers for Trek remake)
Remember: I nitpick because I love
-What the fuck! Winona Ryder is Spocks mom? What twisted alternate universe is this?
-I'd totally hit that. Why is everyone going on about Kirk and/or Spock? Bones is fuckin' fine
-Is that Cameron's only scenes? What a waste. I hope she didn't leave House for that.
-I'm like Uhara's roommate (note:she will not be in the rest of the film. In fact, I think she's probably dead now)
-REDSHIRT! your legacy begins early
-You can't fucking blow up Vulcan, Abrhams(sp?) you jackass. It's FUCKING VULCAN! It's like blowing up Earth.
-Seriously! that's Winona five finger discount Ryder playing Spocks mom?
-Scotty's little friend FTW! Excuse my geek double entendre
-No one saw Spock/Uhura? There were a million clues...I am confused.
-Why does everything that happens to Earth in Trek movies always center around San Fransisco, especially the bridge. (Hello whales and 7th Heaven Mom).
-What about Pikes brain worm? And now he won't end up in that paradise planet/old folks home that Spock drops him off at :(
-The was the biggest retcon since the mirror!verse - this may even lead to the mirror!verse. I demand mirror!verse fic!
-Winona fucking Ryder!?
ETA:And Chekov! it's cute that the whole cast was there, but he's 17 and on the bridge? That means he's got to be 2nd or 3rd year at the school, minimum. Which means he enlisted between 14-15 years old. Doesn't the military have a minimum age requirement? Also, as our tech increases people require more and more school (compare 12 grades plus kindergarten now compared to the grade 8 ed many people were satisfied with 50 years ago).
Plus! the computer not understanding his accent? What Anglocentric bullshit is that? Why can't he speak in Russia? I'm sure all Earths languages should be programmed into EARTH's military (It's not America military)
-What the fuck! Winona Ryder is Spocks mom? What twisted alternate universe is this?
-I'd totally hit that. Why is everyone going on about Kirk and/or Spock? Bones is fuckin' fine
-Is that Cameron's only scenes? What a waste. I hope she didn't leave House for that.
-I'm like Uhara's roommate (note:she will not be in the rest of the film. In fact, I think she's probably dead now)
-REDSHIRT! your legacy begins early
-You can't fucking blow up Vulcan, Abrhams(sp?) you jackass. It's FUCKING VULCAN! It's like blowing up Earth.
-Seriously! that's Winona five finger discount Ryder playing Spocks mom?
-Scotty's little friend FTW! Excuse my geek double entendre
-No one saw Spock/Uhura? There were a million clues...I am confused.
-Why does everything that happens to Earth in Trek movies always center around San Fransisco, especially the bridge. (Hello whales and 7th Heaven Mom).
-What about Pikes brain worm? And now he won't end up in that paradise planet/old folks home that Spock drops him off at :(
-The was the biggest retcon since the mirror!verse - this may even lead to the mirror!verse. I demand mirror!verse fic!
-Winona fucking Ryder!?
ETA:And Chekov! it's cute that the whole cast was there, but he's 17 and on the bridge? That means he's got to be 2nd or 3rd year at the school, minimum. Which means he enlisted between 14-15 years old. Doesn't the military have a minimum age requirement? Also, as our tech increases people require more and more school (compare 12 grades plus kindergarten now compared to the grade 8 ed many people were satisfied with 50 years ago).
Plus! the computer not understanding his accent? What Anglocentric bullshit is that? Why can't he speak in Russia? I'm sure all Earths languages should be programmed into EARTH's military (It's not America military)