a gang of Mimes at the window
Things heard recently:
Scene:work, during post school rush (we're within reach of three schools that all let out at the same time). Lots of kids everywhere, screaming, doing messy, annoying kid things.
Customer in crime scene clean up uniform: How do you stand this?
Me: It's worse than cleaning up bloody murder scenes?
Customer: yeah! where I work, the screamings already done.
Me: .......
Scene: Pagan faire. Booth ahead of us is covered in dry and canned food items, especially Kraft Dinner
KD: what the hell does Kraft Dinner have to do with Paganism?
Me: ...... this is the food donation booth.
In the Psudeo News:
Kanya West says Taylor Swift hates Black People, I mean, wait, no, the other thing
Patrick Swayze dies of cancer
Scene:work, during post school rush (we're within reach of three schools that all let out at the same time). Lots of kids everywhere, screaming, doing messy, annoying kid things.
Customer in crime scene clean up uniform: How do you stand this?
Me: It's worse than cleaning up bloody murder scenes?
Customer: yeah! where I work, the screamings already done.
Me: .......
Scene: Pagan faire. Booth ahead of us is covered in dry and canned food items, especially Kraft Dinner
KD: what the hell does Kraft Dinner have to do with Paganism?
Me: ...... this is the food donation booth.
In the Psudeo News:
Kanya West says Taylor Swift hates Black People, I mean, wait, no, the other thing
Patrick Swayze dies of cancer