Chicken, anyone?!

[crespescular]

If

I

had

a

cock...

FEDEX could SUCK IT!!!

*pffft*

Thanks for fuckin my deliveries up, shit-fucks!!! Oh...what's that you say? They're having severe weather in Memphis?! Oh...well, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SEEING AS THE GAWDDAMN DELIVERY DIDN'T GO ANYWAY FUCKING WHERE NEAR TENNESSEE!!!

Biznotches! Suck it!!!

~Sara