Introducing a Girlfriend - YamaShi
Title: Introducing a Girlfriend
Author: crescentharpe a.k.a. Mai
Prompt #: 50: 5 times Yamada tried introducing Shida to JUMP as his girlfriend but failed + 1 time he succeeded
Genre: Failed Crack
Rating: PG
Warning: OOC-ness? O_o?
A.N:
-wrote for the YamaShi-thon c/o ryoma-nakamada
-i wrote it in my cellphone again so forgive any errors
-i should've posted this after my short-lived hiatus but was overwhelmed by my...laziness.
5
Yamada invited Shida to watch one of his concert rehearsals with JUMP so that he can officially introduce her to the band as his girlfriend.
Just as they were about to enter the company, they met Keito. So without further ado, he introduced the lady to the English boy who merely commented:
"No offense, Yama-chan but I know for one that Shida-san here wouldn't jeopardize your careers for a relationship. She is just too smart to take the risk of being caught. Knowing these facts, I therefore conclude that you, Yamada Ryosuke, is playing a prank on me using her. And that is not good."
Keito left the two at the entrance dumbfounded as they tried to organize their thoughts as to what happened.
4
"You can't be her boyfriend. If you really are, then...I'm her husband." Yuto replied boringly to Yamada's introduction at the cafeteria.
"Y-you c-can't make her your w-wife! What about me?!" Chinen shouted at Yuto, enough for the whole cafeteria to hear.
Yuto couldn't respond immediately as he became embarrassed at the idea that the people's attentions are now focused on them. Chinen could only shout incoherent words at Yuto with tears staining his face as he ran away. Yuto soon followed calling out on Chii leaving Yamada and Shida behind muttering a "WOW" under their breaths.
3
The couple couldn't finish their dishes after that commotion and so they decided to get out of that place. At the hallway, they saw Inoo, Hikaru, and Daiki and so Yamada decided to introduce Shida.
"Inoo-kun, Hikaru-kun, Dai-chan, this is-"
"Mirai-chan, right?" Inoo replied.
"Your girlfriend? Yeah, right" Daiki unnecessarily added.
Yamada tried to answer to Daiki's comment until Hikaru interrupted.
"Yama-chan, next time you plan to play a prank on someone, make sure that it’s not Yuto with Chii. I may be a prankster but I try to stay away when those two are with each other because it would be a disaster." And then another wailing was heard at the end of the hall. "See? You wouldn't hear the end of it until later."
"Just make sure that you wouldn't run into Yabu-mama or else..." Daiki added to the pressure already building around the couple.
"We'll see you around, Yama-chan, Mirai-chan" Inoo said as Daiki and Hikaru followed suit.
2
Yamada was certain that there should be at least one normal member of JUMP who would congratulate him now that he has a girlfriend.
Ryutaro passed by the same hallway where he and Shida are standing and that's where Yamada's hope shot up. Ryutaro may be the youngest but he tries to can act more of an adult than most of his members. To his surprise, Ryutaro only kept quiet when Yamada told him about the news.
"Uhm...Morimoto-kun?" Shida asked worriedly with the unusual silence Ryutaro is emitting.
"Both of you thinks that I'm still a child, huh? You should try another joke or fool someone else. That 'news' is already spread out thanks to Yuto and Chii...See you around" Ryutaro replied disappointingly and headed to the rehearsal studio. His manly and adult ego was crushed by what he thought was a joke.
"You are really not believed around here, are you?" Shida remarked to Yamada whose hopes are now completely crushed.
1
As Yamada and Shida approached the door towards the rehearsal studio, Yabu and Takaki opened those doors. Yamada's tears are almost welling up as he realized that all hopes are not yet gone. How could he forget about the two oldest members of JUMP? He beamed at the two and held Shida's hand as they approach them.
"Yabu-kun, Takaki-kun, I would like to formally introduce to you my girlf-"
"Yama-chan! What have you done to Ryuu?! He's been sulking at the corner of the studio!" Takaki suddenly grabbed Yamada's shoulders and shook them violently.
"Yuuyan, that's enough!" Yabu immediately pried Takaki's hands off Yamada who seemed to be quite dizzy after the experience. Shida became worried as she supported her boyfriend. After a few scolding Takaki received from Yabu, the latter turned his attention to the couple and said in a motherly way:
"You guys, stop messing around with the boys, especially Chinen and Ryutaro. They are still emotionally shocked by those jokes you told them. Make sure to properly apologize to the rest of the JUMP, okay? Yamada, Shida-san." Yabu beamed a rather genuine smile which made the couple guilty even though they were not in the wrong.
Afterwhich, Yabu and Takaki returned inside the studio as Yamada and Shida just stared at each other.
+1
As Yamada and Shida entered the rehearsal studio, all eyes are on them - including their dance instructor. They were both embarrassed but they know that an explanation is needed to clear up any misunderstanding. After all, they are not liars.
"Listen everyone" Yamada started. "We apologize for causing a lot of troubles today. But we need to clarify something." Yamada stared into Shida's eyes as the latter nodded. "This beautiful maiden here, is really my girlfriend."
Shida just nodded bashfully as the rest of the JUMP just stared at them silently. Yamada knew it wasn't going to be easy...
"You don't believe me?!" And the rest shook their heads.
"Well if I do this, will you believe me?" And before anyone could ask what he meant, his lips already met Shida's who seems to be confused herself. A few seconds later, she melted into the gentle kiss the boy has done until he pulled away.
"Do you guys believe me now?" And the rest of the guys nodded their heads violently. JUMP's expressions and actions are showing shock and approval all at once: Keito, Ryutaro, Inoo, Hikaru, and Daiki have their eyeballs almost pop out of their sockets, Yuto and Chinen just held into each other's hands and admired the couple, and Yabu dragged Takaki to 'deal' with the dance instructor who witnessed the scene.
Shida just turned tomato red when she realized that the kiss was done in such a place - with this many people.
"Yamada you idiot! Why did you kiss me here?! That is a violation of Rule no. 341!" and then she dashed out of the room.
Everybody got shocked when Shida stormed out of the room leaving Yamada completely dumbfounded.
"W-what's Rule no. 341?" Ryutaro finally asked.
"Never do the first kiss in front of other people" Yamada answered.
"And what will happen when a rule is violated?" Hikaru asked and as it was raised, Yamada dashed out of the studio while screaming “MIRAI-CHAAAAAAAAAN~!!!” at the hallway.
"I guess she'll break up immediately..." Keito concluded.
"Just how many rules are there?" Inoo wondered aloud as the rest of the JUMP members who witnessed the commotion could only feel guilt and pity for Yamada.
~~
I knew it. my writing phenomena is short-lived. i don't think i can write more since that phase has died down - again.
I just recently watched BEST's SCORE too. and its so beautiful!!! <3 my heart is flailing~
and i think this will be another summer which will bore me since we don't have anything planned - again. Unless by some miracle we would have money to spend to be somewhere else or we take up lessons *which we don't do BTW*
Someone help me think of something to do...
Author: crescentharpe a.k.a. Mai
Prompt #: 50: 5 times Yamada tried introducing Shida to JUMP as his girlfriend but failed + 1 time he succeeded
Genre: Failed Crack
Rating: PG
Warning: OOC-ness? O_o?
A.N:
-wrote for the YamaShi-thon c/o ryoma-nakamada
-i wrote it in my cellphone again so forgive any errors
-i should've posted this after my short-lived hiatus but was overwhelmed by my...laziness.
5
Yamada invited Shida to watch one of his concert rehearsals with JUMP so that he can officially introduce her to the band as his girlfriend.
Just as they were about to enter the company, they met Keito. So without further ado, he introduced the lady to the English boy who merely commented:
"No offense, Yama-chan but I know for one that Shida-san here wouldn't jeopardize your careers for a relationship. She is just too smart to take the risk of being caught. Knowing these facts, I therefore conclude that you, Yamada Ryosuke, is playing a prank on me using her. And that is not good."
Keito left the two at the entrance dumbfounded as they tried to organize their thoughts as to what happened.
4
"You can't be her boyfriend. If you really are, then...I'm her husband." Yuto replied boringly to Yamada's introduction at the cafeteria.
"Y-you c-can't make her your w-wife! What about me?!" Chinen shouted at Yuto, enough for the whole cafeteria to hear.
Yuto couldn't respond immediately as he became embarrassed at the idea that the people's attentions are now focused on them. Chinen could only shout incoherent words at Yuto with tears staining his face as he ran away. Yuto soon followed calling out on Chii leaving Yamada and Shida behind muttering a "WOW" under their breaths.
3
The couple couldn't finish their dishes after that commotion and so they decided to get out of that place. At the hallway, they saw Inoo, Hikaru, and Daiki and so Yamada decided to introduce Shida.
"Inoo-kun, Hikaru-kun, Dai-chan, this is-"
"Mirai-chan, right?" Inoo replied.
"Your girlfriend? Yeah, right" Daiki unnecessarily added.
Yamada tried to answer to Daiki's comment until Hikaru interrupted.
"Yama-chan, next time you plan to play a prank on someone, make sure that it’s not Yuto with Chii. I may be a prankster but I try to stay away when those two are with each other because it would be a disaster." And then another wailing was heard at the end of the hall. "See? You wouldn't hear the end of it until later."
"Just make sure that you wouldn't run into Yabu-mama or else..." Daiki added to the pressure already building around the couple.
"We'll see you around, Yama-chan, Mirai-chan" Inoo said as Daiki and Hikaru followed suit.
2
Yamada was certain that there should be at least one normal member of JUMP who would congratulate him now that he has a girlfriend.
Ryutaro passed by the same hallway where he and Shida are standing and that's where Yamada's hope shot up. Ryutaro may be the youngest but he tries to can act more of an adult than most of his members. To his surprise, Ryutaro only kept quiet when Yamada told him about the news.
"Uhm...Morimoto-kun?" Shida asked worriedly with the unusual silence Ryutaro is emitting.
"Both of you thinks that I'm still a child, huh? You should try another joke or fool someone else. That 'news' is already spread out thanks to Yuto and Chii...See you around" Ryutaro replied disappointingly and headed to the rehearsal studio. His manly and adult ego was crushed by what he thought was a joke.
"You are really not believed around here, are you?" Shida remarked to Yamada whose hopes are now completely crushed.
1
As Yamada and Shida approached the door towards the rehearsal studio, Yabu and Takaki opened those doors. Yamada's tears are almost welling up as he realized that all hopes are not yet gone. How could he forget about the two oldest members of JUMP? He beamed at the two and held Shida's hand as they approach them.
"Yabu-kun, Takaki-kun, I would like to formally introduce to you my girlf-"
"Yama-chan! What have you done to Ryuu?! He's been sulking at the corner of the studio!" Takaki suddenly grabbed Yamada's shoulders and shook them violently.
"Yuuyan, that's enough!" Yabu immediately pried Takaki's hands off Yamada who seemed to be quite dizzy after the experience. Shida became worried as she supported her boyfriend. After a few scolding Takaki received from Yabu, the latter turned his attention to the couple and said in a motherly way:
"You guys, stop messing around with the boys, especially Chinen and Ryutaro. They are still emotionally shocked by those jokes you told them. Make sure to properly apologize to the rest of the JUMP, okay? Yamada, Shida-san." Yabu beamed a rather genuine smile which made the couple guilty even though they were not in the wrong.
Afterwhich, Yabu and Takaki returned inside the studio as Yamada and Shida just stared at each other.
+1
As Yamada and Shida entered the rehearsal studio, all eyes are on them - including their dance instructor. They were both embarrassed but they know that an explanation is needed to clear up any misunderstanding. After all, they are not liars.
"Listen everyone" Yamada started. "We apologize for causing a lot of troubles today. But we need to clarify something." Yamada stared into Shida's eyes as the latter nodded. "This beautiful maiden here, is really my girlfriend."
Shida just nodded bashfully as the rest of the JUMP just stared at them silently. Yamada knew it wasn't going to be easy...
"You don't believe me?!" And the rest shook their heads.
"Well if I do this, will you believe me?" And before anyone could ask what he meant, his lips already met Shida's who seems to be confused herself. A few seconds later, she melted into the gentle kiss the boy has done until he pulled away.
"Do you guys believe me now?" And the rest of the guys nodded their heads violently. JUMP's expressions and actions are showing shock and approval all at once: Keito, Ryutaro, Inoo, Hikaru, and Daiki have their eyeballs almost pop out of their sockets, Yuto and Chinen just held into each other's hands and admired the couple, and Yabu dragged Takaki to 'deal' with the dance instructor who witnessed the scene.
Shida just turned tomato red when she realized that the kiss was done in such a place - with this many people.
"Yamada you idiot! Why did you kiss me here?! That is a violation of Rule no. 341!" and then she dashed out of the room.
Everybody got shocked when Shida stormed out of the room leaving Yamada completely dumbfounded.
"W-what's Rule no. 341?" Ryutaro finally asked.
"Never do the first kiss in front of other people" Yamada answered.
"And what will happen when a rule is violated?" Hikaru asked and as it was raised, Yamada dashed out of the studio while screaming “MIRAI-CHAAAAAAAAAN~!!!” at the hallway.
"I guess she'll break up immediately..." Keito concluded.
"Just how many rules are there?" Inoo wondered aloud as the rest of the JUMP members who witnessed the commotion could only feel guilt and pity for Yamada.
~~
I knew it. my writing phenomena is short-lived. i don't think i can write more since that phase has died down - again.
I just recently watched BEST's SCORE too. and its so beautiful!!! <3 my heart is flailing~
and i think this will be another summer which will bore me since we don't have anything planned - again. Unless by some miracle we would have money to spend to be somewhere else or we take up lessons *which we don't do BTW*
Someone help me think of something to do...