Dear Lord...
From xkcd today:
"Obama has been writing Lincoln/Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal. Excerpt: :Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. 'Tell Me,' he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. 'When you come, is it 10% ethanol?' "
"Obama has been writing Lincoln/Obama erotic fan fiction on his secret livejournal. Excerpt: :Lincoln lay back on the bed, nude save for his trademark stovepipe hat. 'Tell Me,' he purred seductively, as he and Obama formed a more perfect union. 'When you come, is it 10% ethanol?' "