Okay... I laughed sooo hard at this one...
The Eternal Sin Stats
Formed:
28th June 2005
Split:
3rd November 2008
Best Album:
'Sacculus Brucin Golly' 5/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Maftirs Ashtrays Fence' 8/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 19th November 2007.)
Records Sold:
396,953 in total (96,192 albums, 300,761 singles).
Reputation:
Regional
Groupies:
creperumm was caught fucking rivet_grrrl666 behind a hedge by a photographer from an international newspaper, just outside The Eternal Sin's recording studio. They were forced to make a public apology by their record comany for any offence caused to the public.
The Eternal Sin Member Profiles
plumosa
If plumosa had taken their role as lead singer a little more seriously they could have developed into one of the best musician's in the industry.
violentlyhappy_
Armed with a sizeable repetroire of chords and stylings, violentlyhappy_ managed to lift The Eternal Sin's often monotontous din into something more creditable and exciting.
creperumm
For the past couple of years creperumm has struggled with a drug addiction which has been negatively affecting their bass playing skills and their showmanship. A spell in rehab could resurrect creperumm's career'
chinadollparts
chinadollparts has come on leaps and bounds since the band's formation in Jun 2005 and is now considered to be one of the most underated drummers in the country.
saynotoinertia
Whereas violentlyhappy_ and creperumm are hardskinned party animals who like nothing more than to get drunk and fuck, saynotoinertia prefers to spend their time composing melodies and working with chord progressions.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
17
Honestly Skeigh Tryptic Wedgier Burking Nonpoint
Jul 2005
19
Lum Poacher Taverns Dissave Trijets Paxes
Oct 2005
19
Misaim Pawnage Referral Uvula
Nov 2005
24
Ghosty Shrined
Jan 2006
18
Uptakes
Aug 2007
11
Malvasia Rawin Liny Bitters
Oct 2007
6
Maftirs Ashtrays Fence
Nov 2007
2
Slushier Picritic Renests Crampons Brighten
Jan 2008
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
29
Sacculus Brucin Golly
Jun 2005
25
Gullibly Ferrymen Baronial Clivias Anywhere
May 2007
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