Fun Facts About Timmy

[creepymcgee]

He has a collection of protective cups, for "different occasions."

He has nearly a dozen different pairs of shoes.

He only has two uniforms, identical, and they both smell very off to me.

He only has one type of underwear but in a dozen colors.

He's so prudish he won't even take his socks off around me.

He never smiles.

Comments

[ace_0f_knaves]

fyi im reading this in everybody's voices and hands down. dom has the sexiest voice

unfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunf

my hands look so cool

[ace_0f_knaves]

theyre so small!!!! wat?

[theboiwonder]

Somebody's sampling the peacepipe tonight.

[mr_nygma]

What did you expect, you Carny!

[unpaidpiper]

Y'know, I used to picture you getting high and going on crazy-original killing sprees.

The truth is much more disappointing.

[androgyneninja]

Oh man. I have to make a voice post one day. I totes have a phone sex operator voice.