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Facebook faggots
Lee Sungmin ► Cho Kyuhyun
Hey, bitch. Your birthday is nearing. How old are you? 25? 27? Damn, you're really old now, aren't you? And yet you're still acting like an asshole.
Like • Comment • 20 January 2012 at 01:14
Cho Kyuhyun Bitch fuck shit Ii've warned you many times not to disclose that fucking birthday here on my fucking wall for fuck's sake! Damn, bitch , how are you doing?
Lee Sungmin There you go again with your troll stupidities. Aren't you getting tired of that? This next week's your birthday, you're gonna get older, and here you are acting inversely to that. Shit's got through you, huh?
Cho Kyuhyun Bitch, please. I have matured enough... I know my limits and shit, and I certainly don't give a fuck what you say about my age and shit. Fuck you. How are you doing there?
Lee Sungmin You've matured? Wow. I'm not even drunk yet but I'm seeing illusions already. Bitch, fuck you. I'm fine here, about to get drunk and get laid this midnight. How about you, bitch?
Cho Kyuhyun Yes. I've matured. Problem with that, bitch? :D Whoa, I'm so goddamn jealous. I wanna get drunk too! Not get laid, bitch. I'm not a whore lulz. xD I'm fine here. Just woke up, and shit. I haven't even had lunch yet. xD
Lee Sungmin Oh, well. Your ignorance has blinded you to that miserable fact that you're still stubborn and immature as ever. You just don't ask to get drunk, you have to earn it! Bitch, please!
Cho Kyuhyun Puh-lease. You're not a psychologist nor a whatever to judge my well-being and shit. You're a shit! A goddamn shit. Sue me, I don't care.
Lee Sungmin Whatever. Gotta go now, fucker. Bye.
Cho Kyuhyun K, faggot.
Lee Sungmin ► Cho Kyuhyun
"Psychopathic disregard for others, narcissistic world-view punctuated by self-obsessive disorders."
Like • Comment • 20 January 2012 at 06:40
Cho Kyuhyun What's that? XD Your psychology test result? Haha xD
Lee Sungmin You bet your goddamn ass it is.
Cho Kyuhyun BWAHAHHAHAHAHA! Dude, you fucked up. xD I told you you're having some problems. xD
Cho Kyuhyun Oh, and can you repeat that in English? XD
Lee Sungmin Bitch, fuck you. That pathetic psychologist is indeed a psycho. I need to be tested to another lab with another doctor. Shit's fucked up. And that's already English, bitch.
Cho Kyuhyun Oh come on... hahaha! One test is enough..
Lee Sungmin ► Cho Kyuhyun
Does the "Parental Advisory: EXPLICIT FUCKING CONTENT" appeal to you?
Like • Comment • 25 January 2012 at 08:10
Cho Kyuhyun Hell yes! At least the parents know that it's full of explicit contents xD
Lee Sungmin We need to have a fucking ad. Damn. I need to get laid. It's Saturday night here and I'm all fucking alone doing this business shit.
Cho Kyuhyun Puh-lease.Even if I were as busy as you, I'd still not get myself laid haha! It's too tiring lulz. xD Ooh ten cases. You'll live, bitch. ;D and it's my fucking birthday this coming Tuesday.. so greet me when Monday comes there. Because you're a day late. Haha
Lee Sungmin Man, vaginas are my stress-reliever. I can't fucking believe you don't know that. And you're my fucking best friend!? Shit's fucked up. No, ten cases are only just a warmup. I need at least 25, for fuck's sake.
Lee Sungmin Oh, okay. I will greet you come Monday. Don't fucking rush me, bitch.
Cho Kyuhyun Hahahah! Of course, I know. You live and breathe vaginas, right? XD Damn, bitch. You straight hahah! We're still bros, right, bro? ;D Oh. You fucking drunkard. I think I'll die in 15, but 25 cases?! Hahah! You a god, bitch! A god!
Lee Sungmin ► Cho Kyuhyun
Dude, what the fuck. I barely got in time. I just wanna greet you a last-minute Happy Birthday. Damn. I know I'm a little late in your local time, but here it's still February 2 anyway. More bitches and cunts for you, bro. Stay fucking brutal.
Like • Comment • 3 February 2012 at 08:14
Cho Kyuhyun Naw. You were the first to greet me lol. It's okay. xD I don't want bitches and cunts. I want ice cream and pizza. xD And I'll stay fucking brutal as you said so. xD
Han Soo Mi Yah :O Omg sorry If I'm ruining the moment .. but is that how you wish a happy b day to someone ?? IS U SRS ??!!! Woaah , I guess being nice to u means torturing you o.O
yeah Kyuuu~ ice cream and pizza is gr8 :D don't listen to that dude :D
and seriously :D no need for being brutal @_@
Cho Kyuhyun Han - It's okay. Don't have a fight with Sungmin.
Lee Sungmin Bitch, exactly what the fuck is your problem? Kyuhyun and I are talking here and you're just gonna barge in like that? Who the fuck are you anyway? Hey, Kyu, do you know this bitch? Does she have any business with me as to tell me what to do and say? What a pathetic slut.
Cho Kyuhyun Calm down, bitch. She's my friend. And she's no slut. Please leave Soo Mi alone, Min. -.-
Lee Sungmin I don't give a fuck if she's your wife. She should know her place. And she should know better not to interrupt me. Damn, maybe that slut has a crush on you. That explains the over-protectiveness she displayed. Hey, Han Soo Bitch, are you Kyu's bitch? Congratulations. And I've got news for you: you just messed with the wrong guy.
Cho Kyuhyun Stop it. Just stop it! Fuck's sake, bitch. Calm down. She didn't mean it. -.- Just shut the fuck up. If you can't do it for yourself, do it for me.
Lee Sungmin And Han Soo Bitch, please check your grammar. "IS U SRS"? You learned that watching The Slut Show? Did you even go to a proper and competent school to learn? Or are you just a slut asking for penises and cumshots that will satisfy your stupidity? Please ask your parents if they intentionally and willfully brought you into this world. And also ask them if they ever thought of abortion when you were nothing but just a fucking retarded pool of blood inside your Mom. Please ask them these. Oh, and one more thing. FUCK YOU.
Han Soo Mi xD Wtf .. You're seriously angry aren't ya ?
I just said sorry :D I just couldn't pass by ur status without getting pissed off .. and seriously .. you're the one who has a problem here ..
I don't actually have a crush on anyone .. beside i'm not over-protective .. Kyuhyun can handle himself really well ..
and seriously " More bitches and cunts" guess who's the bitch here .. i know my place .. and i know it's not among a person like you .. ur level isn't even close to mine ..
grammar .. i know grammar good enough
you don't like "IS U SRS" ? i won't make you sad then " R U SRS "
happy :)
Han Soo Mi Thanks, Kyuhyun :) n sorry for barging like that -_- i said all i have i won't reply anymore .. sorry .
Cho Kyuhyun Yeah. Sungmin's angry xD Hahah! It's okay. Sorry for Sungmin's words xD
Lee Sungmin Does my typing bother you? Because this is the way I type my words, stupid. And I'm not pissed off, not to the likes of you. You are seriously not even in my average level. And indeed I have a problem here. My problem is a barging bitch who has no business here in the first place. Fucking idiot. If you knew your place, you should have stayed away from this conversation between me and Kyuhyun. You fucking idiot. And if you're gonna talk to me, you should fucking fix your grammar. Fucking idiot. And guess what? You're the biggest bitch I've met so far. Fucking idiot.
Cho Kyuhyun Sungmin, you fucking bitch. Stop this right now. For fuck's sake. Leave Soo Mi alone. We're friends. And you and I are the best of friends. And I don't want my friends fighting with each other.. shit.
Lee Sungmin Whatever. Bye again, bitch. My iPad rang and told me something's up. I didn't know it was just this idiotic Han Soo Mi. What a waste of fucking time.
Cho Kyuhyun Yeah, yeah. Take care, Min,
Lee Sungmin ► Cho Kyuhyun
I'm out now, bitch. It's been fun. And I missed having a conversation with you. I'll leave you now, Kyu. And happy birthday again. Keep it fucking brutal!
Like • Comment • 3 February 2012 at 01:10
Cho Kyuhyun Loool! You're very talkative in our chat hahah! Ain't nOthin that's gunna stop you xD Okay, bitch. Bye. Okay, I will keep it brutal. ;D
Lee Sungmin ► Cho Kyuhyun
Just stale farts and ghosts here. Nothing to do. Fuck off, bye. I'll fucking squeeze my share of tits tonight, bitch. Nice talking to ya again.
Like • Comment • 5 February 2012 at 02:14
Cho Kyuhyun Yow! sorry! XD I just did something. Lol. I just masturbated.. sorreh xD
Lee Sungmin ► Cho Kyuhyun
Are you two fighting?
Like • Comment • 6 February 2012 at 01:23
Cho Kyuhyun No. And even if we were, would i talk to you about it?
Lee Sungmin Cute. You two ARE fighting. I never thought you'd reach this level.
Cho Kyuhyun Bitch, fuck you. Really.
Lee Sungmin How hard, asshole?
Cho Kyuhyun ► Lee Sungmin
You cuntfaced bitch.
Like • Comment • 6 February 2012 at 03:19
Lee Sungmin ► Cho Kyuhyun
"Don't tase me, bro." Those were your last words before passing out drunk. I will yank your pants off in public, fucker.
Like • Comment • 8 February 2012 at 09:14
Cho Kyuhyun Goddamn you, fucker.
Lee Sungmin ► Cho Kyuhyun
I'm going home. Wait for me ♥
Like • Comment • 10 February 2012 at 05:30
Cho Kyuhyun Finally ♥