Title: How Kyuhyun fell down the gay-hole 2
Author: creepyhole
Pairing: KyuMin
Genre: Romance; Crack/Humour
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Kyuhyun is finally gay, Sungmin probably knows, and Zhou Mi's such a bitch.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters owned by SM Entertainment. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
For Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi was a bitch.
He really was.
Zhou Mi would act as if he was a freaking five-year old, touching people like he was too close with them. Well, he wasn't Donghae, so what's the point? He was so tall, and so thin at the same time. Acting cute and bubbly didn't suit him. He looked like a friggin' wimp.
And now, he wanted to rip the man raw, for he was clinging to Sungmin as they went inside a famous clothing store, talking to his hyung animatedly. His eyebrows furrowed when he saw Zhou Mi's eyes flickered, and Sungmin didn't mind at all. It was so obvious that the Chinese man was flirting! He gripped the paper bags more tightly, and he knew he should do something that would prevent Zhou Mi from flirting. And acting cute.
"Oi, Kyuhyun, do you like this shirt? Do I look good in it?" Eunhyuk suddenly asked and nudged his elbow slightly, making him turn in the process. The blond was holding a gray v-neck tee shirt, with angry bird pasted on the front. He'd admit that he found the tee shirt adorable, and he imagined Sungmin wearing it. Hmm, it was nice.
"It's cool, hyung. It would definitely suit you. Buy it," he answered and gestured for the cashier's area. Eunhyuk grinned, showing his gums, and Kyuhyun had to wince because he wasn't still used of it. The latter nodded and walked toward the cashier's location, leaving him behind.
Now he was standing alone, in front of a lady mannequin, facing the crowd in front. Kyuhyun felt so lonely. He shifted his gaze on the side and immediately spotted the midget who possessed an ebon hair and a perfect face. Sungmin was wearing his cutest smile as he talked to Zhou Mi and pointed at a pink tee shirt, obviously finding it ridiculously cute. He had to smile at the scene but stopped when Sungmin glanced at him. He gulped nervously and avoided the latter's intense stare.
God, how could he act normally if Sungmin wouldn't stop being so adorable and sexy at the same time? It wasn't easy. He had to halt his heart from beating too fast, and he had to breathe slowly. It was like taking a difficult Math exam, where he couldn't find an answer and had to force somebody to let him cheat. No, no. It was very tough. And Sungmin was just so amazing and bloody fabulous.
"Kyu?"
Kyuhyun gasped loudly and even shrieked like a banshee when he saw a surprised Sungmin in front of him, gradully grinning like an idiot. He blushed and breathed out quickly, able to run away from his smiling hyung. But Sungmin held his arm tightly, not wanting him to go away.
"H-Hyung...let go," he muttered under his breath. Sungmin's eyes narrowed.
"What's the matter?"
"H-Huh?" he confusedly asked back. Sungmin laughed and stared at him.
"Jealous."
He snarled. "I'm not!"
Sungmin smirked and crossed his arms. "You were. Not until I decided to be with you, and now I'm here."
Kyuhyun couldn't find something to answer so he just let the subject drop. "Whatever."
"Tell me what's wrong. I didn't do anything wrong, did I?"
He twitched his lips. Of course, it wasn't Sungmin's fault if he was acting a bit childish now. It was purely Zhou Mi's; for being such a faggot.
"Nothing. Just...nothing, hyung."
"Oh. Okay then. Are you hungry, though?" Sungmin smiled again, and this time, the smile was similar, like what he had given to Zhou Mi earlier. He found it abrasive.
"Don't give me that smile," he mumbled.
"Hmn?"
He stared at Sungmin with a slight anger in his eyes. "I hate that smile. Stop that...Go and give that smile of yours to Zhou Mi, hyung. I don't need that..."
He thought, for a second, that he was being impossible, but as he saw Sungmin smiled widely, kind of different from the smile that Zhou Mi received, he knew he was right to say those all along. Sungmin touched his forearm and traced it teasingly, stopping afterwards.
"Idiot. You're so stupid, Kyu, so stupidly cute...That smile was meant for everybody. You know, what I gave to Zhou Mi?"
Kyuhyun was still frowning, although happiness could be shown in his face. The explanation from Sungmin was fine. He felt nice after. He badly wanted to hug the shorter man.
"But do you know what the good news is?"
He looked back at Sungmin and raised an eyebrow. Sungmin plastered a captivating smile at him. And it was very precious, for he never had seen that kind of beam before. The next thing he knew, Sungmin was leaning a bit closer to him, making him stop breathing for a second.
"W-What?' he whispered, and had his eyes dropped, looking at the older man's luscious lips.
"This smile is yours."
Eunhyuk cursed and cursed as they went out of the clothing store. Kyuhyun could blame the blond, though, since he bought a lot of clothes and wasn't aware of the sad fact that he'd be bringing many shopping bags after. He would offer help, but he was carrying Sungmin's. He couldn't decline the latter's offer, because in that way, Sungmin would see how helpful he was. And fifty points to him, of course. He remembered Siwon's advice; being helpful to someone you love would help you get that person's heart.
"Eunhyuk-hyung, why don't you call Donghae-hyung? I'm sure he'd gladly help you out," Kyuhyun suggested and smiled.
The blond rolled his eyes and frowned. "Of course he would help me, but he's busy right now. Mind you, he's dating Jessica again."
Kyuhyun nodded and sighed. There was something in Eunhyuk's voice. He wasn't sure of it. It sounded like he was jealous or something. Of whom, he didn't know. Maybe Eunhyuk liked Jessica?
Or the other way around, he thought. He immediately shook his head and shoo the gayish idea out. Eunhyuk wasn't gay, no. But Kyuhyun wouldn't mind if he really was. He would have someone to talk to about Sungmin. Oh, well.
"Kyu, are the shopping bags heavy? Let me carry some," Sungmin interrupted and was about to hold some of the bags but he quickly moved away. The bags weren't heavy, he was fine.
"Hyung, it's okay. They're not that heavy. Besides, I think I better hold them. I am strong, you know."
"And I am not, that's it?"
"Yeah?"
Sungmin narrowed his eyes. "Let me remind you that I do martial arts, Kyu."
"And I don't care, hyung. I'm bringing these."
"I am not a weakling, you bitch."
Kyuhyun widened his eyes. "Take that back, you mushroom!"
"Now take that back, you dope!" Sungmin's voice began to raise. Kyuhyun just wiggled his eyebrows.
"Why should I? You are a shortie, even you are aware of that. Guilty..." he teased. But Sungmin was still frowning.
"Imbecile," Sungmin muttered.
"W-Wha---"
"Zhou Mi-ah," the latter called cutely and clung to Zhou Mi's arm like an infant, making the Chinese man grin widely and he was there, looking furiously stupid.
What the actual fuck?
"Yes?" Zhou Mi answered and even widened his grin. Kyuhyun shuddered, for he was sure Zhou Mi looked like Joker from Batman there. Zhou Mi was pretty, but smiling like that just blew the beauty off. He was better if he'd smile normally. Normally.
"'You like strawberries, right? Let's buy some!" Sungmin beamed and Kyuhyun caught the shorter man shifting his eyes toward him with an evil grin plastered on his M-shaped lips. He was so sure Sungmin was teasing the shit out of him, and he wasn't happy!
Fuck you, Sungmin, just fuck you, bitch.
"Oi, Sungmin, buy me one too! I love strawberries, you know," Eunhyuk chimed in, slowly heading to the two men's direction.
Kyuhyun sighed and followed immediately. Being alone was the last thing he'd ask for.
Sungmin smirked when he detected Kyuhyun's bad aura after he came up with the idea to flirt with Zhou Mi. It wasn't his intention, no, it wasn't; however, Kyu-fucking-hyun just had to insult his penguin-like height and congratulations to the bastard, he was definitely butt-hurt. Insult everything about him but his height.
He gradually averted his gaze and stopped to glance at Kyuhyun. The latter looked so stupid because he was frowning like a child whose lollipop was stolen by some random bitch. He silently chuckled and gripped Zhou Mi's arm, intentionally, and got what he wanted. Kyuhyun's attention, what else?
"Zhou Mi-ah, is Sungmin cute?" he asked in an attractive manner, eager to piss Kyuhyun even more until he'd burst out. Zhou Mi pinched his cheeks cutely, and he wanted to cringe. He didn't like the way of Zhou Mi's touch. It was gross, whatever.
"Of course, you are, Sungmin-ah. You are very cute..." Zhou Mi answered, joy was present in his voice, and this time, Sungmin really did flinch a bit. He heard Kyuhyun cough, and he quickly shifted his gaze at the man.
"Aww man, I'm really hungry," Eunhyuk groaned and stopped walking. Kyuhyun halted himself from walking too, and stared at Eunhyuk.
"Hyung, let's go and eat. My treat," Kyuhyun offered politely, and Sungmin pouted really hard. It seemed like his plan to making Kyuhyun jealous fired out. Now the silver tables were turned, and he realized he's the one who easily gets...
Okay, wait a minute. He was not jealous. He was not. It's just that, Kyuhyun's attention meant the world to him. If the latter would ignore him, he'd break down. And that, he didn't know why.
"Oh, really? Okay, okay. But let me remind you. I order a lot!" Eunhyuk cheerfully replied and ruffled Kyuhyun's hair, which the latter replied with a cute laugh.
"Then order a lot! I don't care, hyung. Just...let's go and eat!"
Eunhyuk nodded and glanced at Sungmin. "Are you two coming---"
"They're going to be fine, I'm sure," Kyuhyun answered and looked at Sungmin coldly, "besides, they look good together. Let's leave them behind, hyung. Come on..."
Eunhyuk just shrugged and followed Kyuhyun. Sungmin tried to sweep the hurt away, but he realized that what Kyuhyun said really hurt him too much. And it was his fault. He was stupid. So stupid. He shouldn't have done it in the first place. He forgot how smart Kyuhyun was.
He shouldn't have made Kyuhyun mad...
Or maybe jealous.
Kyuhyun sipped his pineapple juice listlessly and pasted his sight at a certain painting hung over the wall. He didn't trust himself to speak at the moment, and he knew he was mad. He left Sungmin behind; with that idiot Zhou Mi. The two were probably watching some new movies at the cinemas now. Poor him.
He had lost his patience earlier. He just couldn't take the jealousy anymore, and knowing how bitchy Sungmin could be, he'd chosen to leave and treat Eunhyuk out, which was the very first thing he had regretted in the first place. Eunhyuk was now eating a lot of desserts in front of him. He wanted to scold the older man for being such a pig, but he found out he was not in the right place to do that. He was the one who invited the latter out, and scolding him would be out of respect.
"Kyuhyun, aren't you going to eat that?" Eunhyuk asked, mouth full of food, and pointed at his chocolate cake. He shook his head and shoved the plate forward. Eunhyuk grinned and ate it.
"Hyung..." he muttered and traced the glass he was holding.
"Hmn?"
"I...Uhm, nothing..."
"Oh, okay?"
Kyuhyun shook his head and concentrated with his own drink. He couldn't tell everything about Eunhyuk. The latter would laugh at him, worse, Eunhyuk would call him a faggot. He should be careful.
"Kyuhyun-ah..." Eunhyuk called and waved a hand in front of him. He slightly sneered but raised an eyebrow.
"What?"
"I'll tell you something. This is just between the two of us, okay? Promise me first!"
"What---"
"Promise me," Eunhyuk cut him off. He couldn't do anything but promised.
"I...I promise," he quickly responded.
Eunhyuk took a deep breath and stared at him. "I read fan fictions..."
Kyuhyun wasn't surprised; because even Heechul read those. "Okay?"
"And...I read the EunHae ones...Or the HaeHyuk, you name it."
"And?"
"I think..." Eunhyuk bit his lower lip and sighed.
"You think what?"
Eunhyuk dropped the fork and sighed deeply once again. "I think I am falling for Donghae-ah..."
Kyuhyun stopped right by the track. Okay, what was that? Eunhyuk...oh fuck.
"H-Hyung?"
The blond covered his face and shrugged helplessly. "I don't know what to do anymore. I'm scared...and...and oh jesus..."
"Hyung..."
"Donghae is so pretty and I can't help but admire him more and more each day. And now he's dating Jessica and it broke my heart in two and he doesn't know anything about my feelings for him and I know he'll be much disgusted if he knew and I don't want that to happen and I---"
"Hyung!" he slightly yelled and successfully got Eunhyuk's attention.
"Y-Yeah?"
Kyuhyun offered the man a tight smile and listlessly shrugged. "You're not alone. I'm in love with Sungmin-hyung. Oh god, I'm in love with him..."
And Kyuhyun knew, there was no turning back. And he finally confessed. Whatever. Eunhyuk was in love with Donghae, they're both gays, he guessed, and everything would be fine.
He wished.
~tbc