My mind is a steel trap of fandom
me: ah but what can you do? nothing 10:30 PM we accept our fates and meet them head on Sarah: ......... is that a quote? or genuine hard-earned wisdom 10:31 PM me: ummm...i feel as though my subconscious is plagarizing something i read long ago... plaigarizing? i cannot spell plagaraize 10:32 PM Sarah: plaigureeyes . me: french spelling? Sarah: ah oui 10:33 PM what are you doing? me: bella is in the witness protection program, and edward is pretending to be her fiance. he just promised to have sex with her so she won't die a virgin if the volturi mafia find her 10:34 PM I WISH I WAS KIDDING Sarah: YES