So. For the theme of Villains, I said, "what the hell! I've been wanting to FST Itachi for a while now!"
So here it is. Spoilertastic for about chapter 400 onwards. Sorry about that.
Libera Me: An Uchiha Itachi Fanmix
1. Libera Me - American Boy Choir
Libera me, Domine, de morte aeterna
in die ille tremenda.
(Deliver me, Lord, from eternal death
on that awful day)
Meet Uchiha Itachi. He’s gorgeous. He’s brilliant. He’s rich. He’s talented. He’s also the man who killed his entire family. The only one he left alive was his little brother, and right now, they don’t have so hot a relationship. He’s on the run, hiding out with a gang of awesome outlaws and taunting said little brother. If there is one thing this boy needs, it’s deliverance.
2. The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Send in your skeletons
Sing as their bones come marching in... again
They need you buried deep
The secrets that you keep are at the ready
Are you ready?
But, um, that mass murder thing? Totally only because the Hokage told him to do it. And he was actually supposed to kill Sasuke, too. So he’s really a good guy. But of course you don’t learn this until it’s too late and Sasuke’s already killed him.
3. Gone So Young - Amber Pacific
I wasn't prepared for what's to come
A life made of memories gone so young
And now I'm regretting all I've done
But in your heart know that I'm with you all along
Of course, he wanted Sasuke to kill him. Set it up, even. But that doesn’t mean he wasn’t sad about it. I mean, that whole eye-pulling scene? Totally need a waaaaaaaaaaaambulance on hand for that one. *sniffle*
4. Note To Self - From First To Last
Note to self:
I miss you terribly.
This is what
we call a tragedy.
Come back to me,
Come back to me,
To me.
So let’s go back a bit, okay? Okay. So why is Itachi such a suicidal sexpot? Besides the fact that he killed his mommy and his daddy and the kittens.
Because the entire Uchiha family is a bunch of angst-tastic sexpots, that’s why. Haven’t you read the start of the series? Isn’t it the entire reason why there are a million Sasuke fangirls around here, and the Itachi fangirls are just scarier?
Yeah. Thought so.
5. A Place Called Home - Kim Richey
Someday I'll go where there ain't no rain or snow
‘Til then, I travel alone
And I make my bed with the stars above my head
And dream of a place called home
And, alright, Itachi killed his entire family when he was thirteen. And then he had to run like hell, and spend the rest of his life with a bunch of wanted criminals, as one of them. All because they couldn’t risk the truth getting out.
Secretly, even Itachi wants to go home some days.
6. Pain - Three Days Grace
You're sick of feeling numb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll show you a world that you can understand
This life is filled with hurt
When happiness doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the lights go out you will understand
So even though Baby-Brother-Sasuke hates him, and wants him dead, Itachi still looks out for him. He taunts him as best he can, because he knows it’s the only way to get Sasuke to work to beat him. And so he hurts Sasuke, even though it hurts him, too.
Hey. Who said Uchiha couldn’t be self-sacrificing?
7. Swans - Unkle Bob
I wanted to tell you I'd changed
I wanted to tell you that things would be different this time
I see you
You see me
Different
I see you
You see me
Differently
In the end, though, Itachi’s just hoping that Sasuke understands what’s so different now. He hopes Sasuke is strong enough to stand on his own two legs. He doesn’t want him knowing everything he did. He just wants him to be strong for himself.
8. Headstrong - Trapt
Back off I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we’re headstrong
Back off I’ll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can’t give everything away
I won’t give everything away
Itachi is an Uchiha. That is to say, he’s a little bit…stubborn. Angry. Violent. Pick whichever you prefer. Either way, it seems like all the Happy Uchiha Family Reunions probably ended in blood and tears and calls to Emergency Medical Services. Maybe it’s a good thing Itachi axed the family…
9. I Won’t Back Down - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
(I won't back down...)
Hey baby, there ain't no easy way out
(and I won't back down...)
hey I will stand my ground
and I won't back down
Even though this is ##$^&(*&($#%^*))*&&^$#@#$! difficult, Itachi just keeps on keepin’ on. Gotta be impressed with that determination! And that murderous genius. Wow, killing people is hard ‘less you’re an Uchiha, ain’t it? 0_o
10. Vergessene Kinder - Tokio Hotel
Einsam und verloren
unschichtbar geboren
Beim ersten schrei erforen
vergessene kinder
Name unbekant
endlos weggerant
aus der welt verbannt
vergessene kinder
(Lonely and lost,
Invisibly born.
Frozen to death with the first cry:
Forgotten children.
Name unknown,
Chased away endlessly,
Banned throughout the world:
Forgotten children)
so this is as good a time as any to point out that, hello, we’re reaching the end of the Itachi Story, and he’s still only what, 18? Not old enough to drink in the US, anyway. And already an S-class missing nin! And then he’s threatening to kill his brother, all so that his brother will kill him, and it’s kind of bloody and violent and sad.
11. Time To Say Goodbye - Simple Plan
I just don't want to waste another day
I'm trying to make things right
But you shove it in my face
And all those things you've done to me I can't erase
And I can't keep this inside
It's time to say goodbye
The end is near. Itachi knows it. He can feel it in his muscles, in his blood, in his bones-Sasuke’s been beating the ever-living shit out of him. And that’s what he wanted, after all. So he’s not complaining. He’s just got to carry this on long enough to get what he wants…
12. One Last Breath - Creed
Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding to all I think is safe
It seems I found the road to nowhere
And I'm trying to escape
I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I'm down to one last breath
And so we come to the end. Itachi kills Orochimaru-for good. Sasuke kills Itachi-also for good. And all of Itachi’s heroic deeds are exposed.
And damn if he’s not still a villain!!
Tremens factus sum ego et timeo,
dum discussion venerit atque venture ira:
quando coeli movendi sunt et terra.
[ I am seized with fear and trembling
until the trial is at hand and the wrath to come:
when the heavens and earth shall be shaken.]