Terrible farts.
Here I am, working late at my cubicle. It's 7:00PM on the dot, and I have been farting terrible farts for the past hour. Luckily, everyone has pretty much left for the day by now, so no one is around to smell them. They smell very strongly of corn, which makes them so much worse than normal farts for some reason. I think it is because I ate a calzone from Two Boots Pizza today, and their dough is made with corn meal. The raw onions that came with it probably aren't helping matters. Wow, these farts are terrible. I'm trying to get them all out of my system before I leave for the day.