Belly full o' coffee

[creepo666]

I drank half this large coffee cup after eating my lunch. Now I feel like if I bend over, the stomach compression will cause coffee to shoot up my throat and pour out of my mouth. I'll just be sure to keep this cup with me in case that happens, so I can catch it and put it back in.
Just call me Mr. Coffee!
No, wait. Call me Saul T. Weiner. I like that better. It sounds wise.