Paino Man
Well, it's 12:48 on a Thur-urs-day.
And I drank too much coffee tonight.
There's an empty cardboard box here next to me,
That our "Trading Spaces" shirts came in.
Sing me a song, you're el Paino Man!
Flog me a dog tonight!
Hell, we're all in the mood for a lesbian,
And you've got some lint in your eyes.
Well, this C.H.U.D. at the bar is a friend of mine,
But I'm not really sure why he's here.
Cuz that movie's at least 20 years old by now,
But it gets better with each passing year.
And the piano sounds like a general!
And this ape's anus smells of my tears!
Babies grow in a jar and put bread in my car,
And say "glib globba glib glob galoob!"
LYRICS BY KIRK HOWLE AND ONLY KIRK HOWLE ONLY (all others are impostores).
INSPIRED (in part) BY ACTUAL TRUE EVENTS THAT REALLY HAPPENED FOR REAL IN REALITY.*
(special thanxxx: Billy Joel)
GOOD NIGHT!
*The part about the box was true. Everything else was lies!!!!!
And I drank too much coffee tonight.
There's an empty cardboard box here next to me,
That our "Trading Spaces" shirts came in.
Sing me a song, you're el Paino Man!
Flog me a dog tonight!
Hell, we're all in the mood for a lesbian,
And you've got some lint in your eyes.
Well, this C.H.U.D. at the bar is a friend of mine,
But I'm not really sure why he's here.
Cuz that movie's at least 20 years old by now,
But it gets better with each passing year.
And the piano sounds like a general!
And this ape's anus smells of my tears!
Babies grow in a jar and put bread in my car,
And say "glib globba glib glob galoob!"
LYRICS BY KIRK HOWLE AND ONLY KIRK HOWLE ONLY (all others are impostores).
INSPIRED (in part) BY ACTUAL TRUE EVENTS THAT REALLY HAPPENED FOR REAL IN REALITY.*
(special thanxxx: Billy Joel)
GOOD NIGHT!
*The part about the box was true. Everything else was lies!!!!!