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[creepingivy]

C: Wait. Did you just say he's a larper?

Me: Yes.

C: ... a larper?

Me: ...yes.

C: Oh, dude, I just thought you meant that he played WoW sometimes when you said gamer.

Me: Yeah, no.

C: Does he stand on someone's lawn wearing his mom's towels as a cape and holding a fake sword?

Me: You make it sound like he particiates in something that has minimal federal sentencing guidelines...

C: Well...yeah

Me: So pejorative.

C: You larper.

Me: Hitler and larpers. Totally ghost riding the whip of shame.