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sup fags, been nothing goin on lately and i dont think thats much of a bad thing. Save the Vegetables was pretty crank with many bands, including the bnu rockin out directly after winning the tag titles... marks, gotta give it up for the home boys for putting on one hell of a show for their boys, and for just living the dream like any of us should. Without them id be nowhere. absolutely nowhere. dont know where im at now but i like to say i am part of something. Something i enjoy doing, and i get to be around people i love to be with. Music and wrestling all day long, what more could i have asked for right?? A Fuckin Magician. Thats right. I like to say i have a few tricks up my sleeve, but this guy was a ninja. putting quarters in beer bottles... you try that sometime. The hard part is getting it out... its fresh. He took a girls licence for her hand, not even a second later, snapped it and it was spinning 360 degrees as he waved his hands over and under it, pinched it up and handed it right back to her. He asked me to pick a card and i did, put it back in the deck as he dropped them from one hand to the other, he put them back together and flips the top card, and its mine... he put the card face down on my hand and told me to cover it with the other, he pulls another card, lets say 6 of spades, he shows me and then taps it face down on my hand and shows me again and its my card!! now the 6 of spades is in my hand!! that was crank of all crank right there. Then i had him do it to N8 Mattson. Huge.
There are str8 up nerds roaming around this place. I mean right out of Revenge of the Nerds. without booger tho, i guess everyone else that paid to get in the show replaced him. I think Eddie Venom got punked out by the gang of them when they were moshing together. I was chanting "ogre" from afar. But yea, onto the Mathematicians... The nerds set up and start playing music that i swore could sell for a new video game score. if it was like old school looking and was created in MS paint. Thats what they sounded like, it was the freshest shit id heard like that in a while... there is a fly in here buzzing around my head, and im going to catch it and freeze it for about 10 mins, then tie a strand of my hair to it and let it warm up so i can fly this little sucker around on a leash.... anyway these guys, the guitarist and drummer jump up and start flowing like the beastie boys and it was magic. pure magic. Not as much as that one dude with the card tricks and the weird string coming from the collar of his jacket to his ring tho...
Matches were sweet, not the right crowd tho, N8 and Shark Boy had the advantage of the drunkeness, free beer people, there was plenty. They had them eating out of the palms of their hands, with chants for both guys, and a very classic match with shark boy kicking a dog that was laying on the ground while they were brawling thru the croud. I was right there, you couldnt see the dog, it was a black lab laying on the groud surrounded by people at 11:30 at night. It was funny and sad at the same time. The dog was ok so it was more funny. whatever.
I went to a wedding the day before, so i had to dress up and today i went to my loverly girlfriends birthday party and dressed up again for fun, it feels weird being all good looking and sexy and stuff. Got all drunk at dinner cause i ordered a double and she brought me a quadroople. Yall should know how much i drink, or dont drink. Stumbled out to the car... I got a peice of that fly, swatted him out of the air, didnt grab him tho, but he went down, lost visual... went back to her house where i had to hold my ass up as family was crawling, Its alittle easier saying hello to them all while buzzed thats for sure. I feel weird cause of what i said when she opened her present but it was the truth. I got her a butterfly encased in glass wityh a nice little flower arangment. What more of a suitable gift is that from me... a corpse. Its a really pretty bug tho, depending on where you are looking at it, it changes from blue to green to purple to black. Very pretty, even for my tastes. I feel bad for the little friend, but i made sure they were all found dead before being glued to a stick in a box "With a stick and a leaf, to recreate his natural habitat" so its pretty cool and i liked it enough to buy it for her, so i hope that its cool with her. I love her still, even if its not, cause i know her roomate wont like it but, thats cool too. She let me go a little early, which was kinda cool, i shot over to my homie brian petersons apartment, got to chill with him and get my Pride Fighting on, yea i lost but i can hang for only being it my 2nd time playing. not many can last 6 rounds with him, but i did. He has the movie FREAKS and i want to steal it, and Destroy all Humans for the ps2. I beat the XBOX version, but i would start over. Destroy ALL humans. Who wants to give me some work??? i need money and stuff for stupid stuff. and stuff. Speaking of work, Battle royals coming up... watch out, X might be in one, Creep might be in the other... if i have the balls to ask, and if he has the balls to let me get in there. Im not fully trained. So what, i can bump with the best and get my ass kicked by the rest. If you wanna put titles and contenderships on the line, and make it an open challenge kinda thing... I Accept.
My pet fly Steve
There are str8 up nerds roaming around this place. I mean right out of Revenge of the Nerds. without booger tho, i guess everyone else that paid to get in the show replaced him. I think Eddie Venom got punked out by the gang of them when they were moshing together. I was chanting "ogre" from afar. But yea, onto the Mathematicians... The nerds set up and start playing music that i swore could sell for a new video game score. if it was like old school looking and was created in MS paint. Thats what they sounded like, it was the freshest shit id heard like that in a while... there is a fly in here buzzing around my head, and im going to catch it and freeze it for about 10 mins, then tie a strand of my hair to it and let it warm up so i can fly this little sucker around on a leash.... anyway these guys, the guitarist and drummer jump up and start flowing like the beastie boys and it was magic. pure magic. Not as much as that one dude with the card tricks and the weird string coming from the collar of his jacket to his ring tho...
Matches were sweet, not the right crowd tho, N8 and Shark Boy had the advantage of the drunkeness, free beer people, there was plenty. They had them eating out of the palms of their hands, with chants for both guys, and a very classic match with shark boy kicking a dog that was laying on the ground while they were brawling thru the croud. I was right there, you couldnt see the dog, it was a black lab laying on the groud surrounded by people at 11:30 at night. It was funny and sad at the same time. The dog was ok so it was more funny. whatever.
I went to a wedding the day before, so i had to dress up and today i went to my loverly girlfriends birthday party and dressed up again for fun, it feels weird being all good looking and sexy and stuff. Got all drunk at dinner cause i ordered a double and she brought me a quadroople. Yall should know how much i drink, or dont drink. Stumbled out to the car... I got a peice of that fly, swatted him out of the air, didnt grab him tho, but he went down, lost visual... went back to her house where i had to hold my ass up as family was crawling, Its alittle easier saying hello to them all while buzzed thats for sure. I feel weird cause of what i said when she opened her present but it was the truth. I got her a butterfly encased in glass wityh a nice little flower arangment. What more of a suitable gift is that from me... a corpse. Its a really pretty bug tho, depending on where you are looking at it, it changes from blue to green to purple to black. Very pretty, even for my tastes. I feel bad for the little friend, but i made sure they were all found dead before being glued to a stick in a box "With a stick and a leaf, to recreate his natural habitat" so its pretty cool and i liked it enough to buy it for her, so i hope that its cool with her. I love her still, even if its not, cause i know her roomate wont like it but, thats cool too. She let me go a little early, which was kinda cool, i shot over to my homie brian petersons apartment, got to chill with him and get my Pride Fighting on, yea i lost but i can hang for only being it my 2nd time playing. not many can last 6 rounds with him, but i did. He has the movie FREAKS and i want to steal it, and Destroy all Humans for the ps2. I beat the XBOX version, but i would start over. Destroy ALL humans. Who wants to give me some work??? i need money and stuff for stupid stuff. and stuff. Speaking of work, Battle royals coming up... watch out, X might be in one, Creep might be in the other... if i have the balls to ask, and if he has the balls to let me get in there. Im not fully trained. So what, i can bump with the best and get my ass kicked by the rest. If you wanna put titles and contenderships on the line, and make it an open challenge kinda thing... I Accept.
My pet fly Steve