Apr 16, 2008 18:08
Title: Padlock
Series: Supernatural
Rating: G
Genre: Gen, Pre-series
Notes: Okay, so, me and my family were in O'Charley's when this waiter dude was commenting on how my brother, who looks like an underfed bird, must be starting to eat us out of house and home now that he's reaching puberty. He said something funny to us about how he used to eat his family out of house and home, and he had sisters. What John does here is apparently what his Mom did to him. Only, he took out the back of the icebox. XD This is short and odd.
Dean paused for a moment, considering his situation.
Here he was, sixteen, twelve year old brother on the other side, furiously working at a lock on a refrigerator.
Sam grunted and the padlock on his side clicked open. "Dean, d'you seriously think that dad locking the fridge was smart, seeing as we've been picking locks since we were, y'know, five?"
Dean shrugged. He knew that money was tight, but dammit, he was fucking hungry. "He gets an A for effort, but an F for execution and the idea in the first place. Now hurry up, there's a key lime pie waiting for me."
"Yeah, yeah, shut up and just don't touch my sherbet," Sam stooped to work on the second and Dean resumed the first, ignoring the growl in his stomach.
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John comes home with Chinese and finds the padlocks on the floor and Dean and Sam so stuffed that they're competing to go worship the porcelain goddess.
He groaned.
Jesus Christ. They ate like monsters.
He let them get sick. Next time, he just wouldn't get the room with a fridge and make sure neither of them had money.
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