I just wanted to let you guys know that I agree with you, Livejournal is a sinking fucking ship. I'm joining the rats and heading off. Have fun by yourself here, Jess.
However, unlike most others, I have proactively thought about my departure. I went through the past 4 years of entries and took the ones that I thought were the best, edited them for clarity and put them on my new site. So you can keep reading the best of me (and face it, you probably haven't read them all) at the new site:
http://doughnutsforanorexia.blogspot.com/ Its my livejournal without the bullshit, girls, self-pity and injokes. So it's not very many entries.