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[ grumble, grumble goes the Ezio. He doesn't realize anyone could be listening... ]

I cannot wait until Uncle lets me out of Monteriggioni. I know I am not nearly so bad at these counter-kills as he says.

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IDEK... have a younger version of your uncle, Ezio?

[its_a_mario]

Is that so, nipote?

... the last time I saw you you weren't nearly this tall... perhaps I should lay off drinking a little.

yay younger!Mario! ALSO WHOA WHEN DID LJ'S BUTTONS CHANGE

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Uncle?

[ Ezio turns around, looking for the big barrel of a man that he is used to, but sees only the younger version. So very confused. ]

I should go grab younger!Volpe to bother him too :3 UM AND I THINK A TINY BIT AGO? IDK EVER

[its_a_mario]

You must be my dear brother's youngest! [No Claudia and Petruccio yet, so you are the youngest to him.] You have that look to you. The look of an Auditore!

[... and yeah he's probably been drinking. Don't mind him. Have Mario coming over to clap him on the shoulder hard. And while he may not be a big barrel of a man like how Ezio remembers him, Mario is still pretty stocky for his age.]

What is Giovanni feeding you?! You grow like a weed, boy!

I will take whoever you throw at me. IDK because I have been playing AssCreed all week, lol.

[unsolocredo]

Sì, I am Giovanni's son... but no longer the youngest, uncle.

The question is not so much what he fed me, but what you have been feeding me. I think the food in Monteriggioni is mostly weed.

/throws everyone at ever

[its_a_mario]

What? When did... he never sent any letters saying he'd had another child! Or even that my sister in law was pregnant again! Next time I see that bastardo I'll have to give him a piece of my mind. [All said in good nature of course.]

Watch that mouth, nipote! Monteriggioni is a splendid place! A shame your father wanted to make a life in Firenze, he was better off here. With family. [Before Monteriggioni started to suck... and had money... and wasn't a dump. Basically before it got put in his hands to be kept up lol.]

/braces for impact

[unsolocredo]

Is that because you would not give him a piece of your blade?

[ when did Ezio ever learn to respect his elders, anyway. ]

/tosses some pillows under :3

[its_a_mario]

[Stares at him blankly a moment... then gets it and starts laughing. Bellowing more like it.]

At least you have a sense of humor about you. But mind your tongue around others, not everyone will take kindly to that talk.

[What is respect? Is a pain in the ass too so, s'all good. All Auditore men are in their young ages... some into their elder ages :3]

/cannot sleep, like the princess and the pea :c

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Grazie for the warning, uncle. But I believe I can take care of myself.

... you're some princess, Ezio

[its_a_mario]

I would hope so! Giovanni must have taught you to fight. If not let your zio teach you!

I can teach you how to properly beat another man's skull in! Enough to make him forget your face and never bother you again, that is. [Because he hasn't gotten into drunken fights enough to know about that. Nope.]

*sparkling smile*

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Well, you have been teaching me the sword.

oh god my html fail, it's glaring at me

[its_a_mario]

... I have? While starting young can be a good thing, you're a bit too young for learning the sword, nipote.

Or. You were last time I saw you.

happens to the best of us; don't worry about it!

[unsolocredo]

I believe a few years have passed since then... somehow. I must say that this whole... conversation is un poco misterioso.