And now for something completely different~ /o/

[stfualtair]

[This is Malik. Malik is very tired. Malik is taking a nice soothing bath. Yes for the first time in a long time he gets to relax~ The door is shut. On the door there is a hand written sign that says:

DO NOT DISTURB OR DIE SCREAMING.

This means you, Altaïr.]

((ooc; Work with it. Make Malik's blood pressure skyrocket. I'm bored :<))

Comments

[hides_in_hay]

[This is Altair. Altair is very bored. Altair is disregarding your sign. Yes that means he's now knocking at the door.]

[stfualtair]

[WHO DARES TO DISTURB MALIK'S BATH?! 8U]

Who is it?

[hides_in_hay]

Peace, Malik.

It is, Altair.

[stfualtair]

Don't come in.

[hides_in_hay]

And if I want to use the washroom as well?

[Says through the door of course.]

[stfualtair]

[FFFFF You're making his blood pressure rise 8|]

Well. Find another one.

[hides_in_hay]

[That is a surprise?]

Or you could not take so long.

[stfualtair]

[...No. BUT WE CAN NEVER SCAPE FROM YOU >:U WHY IS THAT?!]

Why are you bothering me?

[hides_in_hay]

[Because you secretly like the attention.]

I told you. I want to use the washroom.

[stfualtair]

[S-Shut up >(]

Go down the hall and take a left there's another washroom.

[hides_in_hay]

It is filthy and unusable.

Which is why I am sure you are using this one.

[stfualtair]

[Touche, young grasshopper.]

[Groans] Give me a minute...

[hides_in_hay]

[Has his moments.]

Malik, it is not like we haven't seen each other bare before.

[And he starts to open the door...]

[stfualtair]

[Has managed to put up a towel that creates a wall between him and Altaïr]

It's indecent! Now hurry up.

[The arm, you idiot, the arm 8|]

[hides_in_hay]

[And he comes in closing the door behind him, already only wearing pants. He sets his other things aside and then proceeds to remove said pants and boots, before slipping into the water with Malik.]

...

[He pokes the towel barrier with mild interest.]

Is this necessary?

[stfualtair]

Yes. It is very necessary.