Scratch that last post... Let's just unmask the conspiracy -- a few true facts exposed!
Reliable sources report that Kevin Brady (R-Texas) spends two months a year in 'Daffodil Fields' a private mental health facility for conspiracy theorists. Last night's NYT editorial that exposed John Campbell (R-Lalaland) as a partner in 'Sudangels' a drug ring that inserts small amounts of poison in popular cereal brands that gives eaters allergy-like symptoms, and for this, they receive regular kickbacks from Zyrtec and Allegra, was pulled after serious pressure was applied by an unnamed boss. Oh, and John Boehner (House Minority Leader) receives $35 million per year in under-the-table kickbacks from BlueCross BlueShield, which he uses to pay hushmoney to keep his secret strapless bra fetish out of the press.