Dear William and Mary,

[creativeljsn]

What the fuck is wrong with you these days? Every time I get on my computer there is a different scandal. Feathers, the Wren Cross, and shitting on the Sex Workers Art Show to name a few. Cut that shit out. Have some dance parties. Your diploma isn't as valuable in the real world as you think it is, so have some fun and stop freaking out about everything, instead of bringing even more disrepute upon an already shitty place.

Love,

Eric