Sigh

[creativeljsn]

I don't think they make Hallmark cards that say "I'm sorry you saw me naked and passed out on your couch and had to put a sheet on me when you were trying to go to work in the morning."

But they probably should.

Comments

[creativeljsn]

Luckily, I can always bake and frost an "I'm sorry you saw my penis" cake.

[c00kie666]

the best kinds of cake.

[shedsntgetenuf]

i deserve lots of those cakes.

[shedsntgetenuf]

so i can get fat and throw them all up and then feed my vomit to you so you can in turn throw up and omg eric we'll be skinny and beautiful!!!

but you'll still be fat you fatass.

[creativeljsn]

Oh my God, for a minute there, after reading your first comment, I had an "oh shit when did Jordan see me naked?" moment. But you havent. Right??? I did my fair shair of thowing up last night. I think I puked blood. Then I sang "Come Sail Away" by Styx at a karaoke dive bar.

[spirallingtime]

I like how unsure you are re: the nakedness... Glad I got to say "hi" by proxy last night

[creativeljsn]

We'll have to hang out again real soon. You working this weekend?

I mean, I don't think it would be reasonable for anyone to expect me to keep track of all the people that have seen me in various states of disrepair. The number of categories of shambles needed would be mind-boggling.

[spirallingtime]

I have this weekend off. Goin to Norfolk for an errand (Ron's shop) in an hour or so but free after that. Thank god someone else stepped up to babysit fuckwit at the hospital on Saturday, I didn't want to do it

[hotwings]

I sang TLC "Waterfalls" at a karaoke dive bar last night. Awsomely "Come Sail Away" was my first choice but they did not have it.

[creativeljsn]

Bill Ostrum and I saw David Anderson last night!!! He and his brother apparently go there all the time. It was craaaazy.

They also had Meat Loaf's "I Would Do Anything For Love" and THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

Apparently they do karaoke every single night, which is kind of horrifying in its badness. I'm glad we are on the same wavelength.

[shedsntgetenuf]

I mean, I don't think so. I probably have, but don't worry, I'm sure I don't remember. There was that last blowout where everyone saw everyone naked and omg it was the best.

[c00kie666]

I remember Joe Welch got everyone with 'the brain' and 'the batwing' and I vaguely remember walking in on him in Eric's room with no pants on and I seem to remember hearing something about 'the goat'... I hope he accomplished it haha

since there's a gangshower in the mens locker room at the gym I work at, I'm constantly exposed to retired-male full-frontal nudity whenever I go to empty the trashcan full of used towels. Definately something i wont miss from my job

[chatnoir]

If you bake a square cake and a round cake, then you can cut the round cake in half, put the halves on adjacent sides, and then make a heart out of it! Festive!