What not to do at LOTR- Return of the King
-Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
-Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
-After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
-Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
-Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
-Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
-Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
-Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
-In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
-Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
-Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
-Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
-Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
-After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
-Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
-Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
-Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
-Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
-Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
-In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
-Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
-Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
-Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.