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[creative_lies]

Acid rain.

Acid. Rain.

I think I need to start making a list of everything that is trying to kill us. It's going to be a long list.

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[panoplied]

Why would you bother? It's all going to happen to us anyway.

[creative_lies]

True. And the paper and pen might try to kill me too.

[panoplied]

In this world? Possibly.

[creative_lies]

The ink is poison!

[panoplied]

Huh? Are you eating your own words or something??

[creative_lies]

Not at all. I was just thinking of the ways the pen and paper could kill me.

[panoplied]

Oh. Uh..

The pen could be possessed and vengeful against people who use it. In a bout of rage, it could always drive itself into your neck.

[creative_lies]

And the paper could summon up all of its abused brethren to smother all of our faces!

[panoplied]

This is starting to sound like some kind of awful b-movie. Something Sam Raimi would direct.

[creative_lies]

Anything you own or anything that you have where you live could try to kill youuuuuuuuu~

[panoplied]

Thankfully this place is a shithole and we don't have much of anything.

[creative_lies]

But what about the things you DO have?

[panoplied]

I think I can take out the few tables that are in my room.

[creative_lies]

What if they stand on their 'hind legs' and declare war!

[panoplied]

I'll knock them over on their backs and then they'll be defenseless!

[creative_lies]

But then they might stack on top of each other and beoame the Ultimate Table Robo!