/12/ - Accidental Video - After The Death Of Zoro

Jul 04, 2009 15:33

[Loud, exhausted breathing. Usopp sits atop some old ruins, clutching his Sogeking mask to his chest. He's shaking, tears running down his cheeks.]

Oi... Oi, Zoro... I got a joke for you...

So a guy is on his deathbed... he looks at his lovely wife... and his three sons... two sons are handsome and strong, the third is weak and scrawny... the man says to his wife... "Before I die, I need to know... is the third son truly mine? He is so different from the others... please don't lie to me as I die..." And the wife... the wife calmly says... "I swear to you, he is yours." And the man dies happy... and then the wife says... "Good thing he didn't ask about the other two!"

[Loud, forced laughter, with hard breaths.]

... You know what's... really funny? The one time... the ONE TIME I can finally be of use here... and... and it's to kill one of my Nakama...

Isn't that... funny...

[The laughter slowly dies down.]

... I shouldn't be a part of this crew anymore. I was right to leave the first time.

((OOC: if it's too early to do this kinda thing, let me know and I'll delete it.))
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