Just Like the Old Man in that Book by Nabakov
Dispatches from a sick day:
+ I'm lucky I have such tiny hands, otherwise I'd have never been able to get them into our pitcher to clean out the mold that had formed in there. Bastard mold.
+ Jeopardy! should hire me to write the answers for the literary before-and-after category. A: Walt Whitman spent his entire life writing this collection of poetry about a house that's bigger on the inside than on the outside. (Q: What is House of Leaves of Grass? I crack myself up.)
+ Television is a poor replacement for actual companionship.
+ Mike and I are totally going to the 19th Annual Ducky Derby at Harvey West Park on the 25th. A race of 12,500 rubber ducks with prizes? Hell yeah!
+ I have had a weird little lump under the skin right above my left clavicle since like Christmas. I suspect it's the beginnings of an evil twin head.
+ Jessica, I love you, but if you keep putting cardboard in the garbage, I'm going to kill you in your sleep. :)
+ A surprising amount of people remain gullible on the internet on April Fool's. People believe this is real? Really?
+ I knew there was a reason that Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose has won awards. (NSFW)
Unsurprisingly, none of this has helped me get my Hiero homework done. Curse the fact that "He saw two eyes it in [he/she/it in the middle of] [those who are righteous/just] not [those who will proceed] to [those who will judge] him" is not good grammatical English, even if it's good grammatical Egyptian.
+ I'm lucky I have such tiny hands, otherwise I'd have never been able to get them into our pitcher to clean out the mold that had formed in there. Bastard mold.
+ Jeopardy! should hire me to write the answers for the literary before-and-after category. A: Walt Whitman spent his entire life writing this collection of poetry about a house that's bigger on the inside than on the outside. (Q: What is House of Leaves of Grass? I crack myself up.)
+ Television is a poor replacement for actual companionship.
+ Mike and I are totally going to the 19th Annual Ducky Derby at Harvey West Park on the 25th. A race of 12,500 rubber ducks with prizes? Hell yeah!
+ I have had a weird little lump under the skin right above my left clavicle since like Christmas. I suspect it's the beginnings of an evil twin head.
+ Jessica, I love you, but if you keep putting cardboard in the garbage, I'm going to kill you in your sleep. :)
+ A surprising amount of people remain gullible on the internet on April Fool's. People believe this is real? Really?
+ I knew there was a reason that Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose has won awards. (NSFW)
Unsurprisingly, none of this has helped me get my Hiero homework done. Curse the fact that "He saw two eyes it in [he/she/it in the middle of] [those who are righteous/just] not [those who will proceed] to [those who will judge] him" is not good grammatical English, even if it's good grammatical Egyptian.