Happy YOM KIPPUR Brian!
Happy Yom Kippur to Brian. This is a day that his ancestors have celebrated for thousands of years. Yom Kippur is the Jewish "Day of Atonement." Likewise we salute Brian as he atones for the following sins:
Lissette. We all remember this buxom peuto rican. AND the tattoo of the Peuto Rican flag on her arm too. This surely was a drunk dial that always picked up.
Ashley Murphy. This is the girl that gave Brian a BJ in an MSU bathroom. According to Brian, at the time she said, "You're big for a White guy." Classy girl. Go to temple twice for that one Brian.
Letting a sorority girl break up with him. This girl was cute as hell AND belonged to a sorority, nevertheless Brian did SOMETHING to mess it up. This may be the worse atonement yet.
Getting taxied to a hospital by an Ambulence after falling asleep drunk in a running car. Dumbass. Plus the $500 bill.
Kelly. This girl has a very big heart, unfortunately she also had an ass to match. I heard you owe her for certain laundry bills since New Year's Eve.....
Brooke Hernandez. I just wanted to fit her in here somewhere.
Happy YOM KIPPUR BRIAN!
Lissette. We all remember this buxom peuto rican. AND the tattoo of the Peuto Rican flag on her arm too. This surely was a drunk dial that always picked up.
Ashley Murphy. This is the girl that gave Brian a BJ in an MSU bathroom. According to Brian, at the time she said, "You're big for a White guy." Classy girl. Go to temple twice for that one Brian.
Letting a sorority girl break up with him. This girl was cute as hell AND belonged to a sorority, nevertheless Brian did SOMETHING to mess it up. This may be the worse atonement yet.
Getting taxied to a hospital by an Ambulence after falling asleep drunk in a running car. Dumbass. Plus the $500 bill.
Kelly. This girl has a very big heart, unfortunately she also had an ass to match. I heard you owe her for certain laundry bills since New Year's Eve.....
Brooke Hernandez. I just wanted to fit her in here somewhere.
Happy YOM KIPPUR BRIAN!