13 reasons on why I will never get a girlfriend...
1. When it comes to girls: I get discouraged easily and give up...probably due to low self-esteem.
2. I occasionally smoke. (usually a cigar or pipe)
3. I am a Christian.
4. I think homosexuality is wrong.
5. My conversations typically end like this:
(21:45:35) Steve: i think its intresting but a bunc of crap
(21:46:30) Me: I think it's stupid.
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(23:42:13) Kaptin: i think im gonna start using gnome
(23:42:16) Kaptin: i dunno wh
(23:42:17) Kaptin: yh
(23:42:18) Kaptin: haha
(23:42:33) Me: Cause your gay maybe?
(23:42:35) Me: lol
(23:42:40) Kaptin: :(
(23:42:44) Kaptin: naw im still usin flux
(23:42:46) Kaptin: nerga
(23:42:51) Me: lol
(23:43:32) Me: I'm so cool...I use the terminal...mouses are for newbs.
(23:44:01) Kaptin: raid?
(23:44:01) Kaptin: haha
(23:44:09) Me: yeah rofl
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(01:46:59) Me: I have been tempted to learn Ecclesiastical Latin.
(01:47:31) Jon: I've been tempted to read all of Shakespeare's play.
(01:47:42) Jon: You'll eventually be pulled by your temptations to doing it.
(01:47:52) Jon: There is no hope.
(01:48:00) Jon: Submit to it!!!
(01:51:00) Me: I am bored.
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(01:11:10) Me: No one likes a king that commits treason.
(01:12:06) Me: Unless he has an awesome beard, hires pirates to do his bidding, and eats beef jerky.
(01:14:14) Me: And beats women.
(01:14:48) Me: With their child's corpse.
6. I work at steak n shake and when I get off work...I smell like steak n shake.
7. I do not derive my eschatological doctrine from "Left Behind".
8. I like philosophy.
9. I like girls who have worldviews that contain the preconditions for intelligibility.
10. I don't think evolutionISM is science.
11. I once called the bible bookstore in my town arminian.
12. I think halloween is lame.
13. I stopped this list at 13...how unlucky....OoOoOoOO
2. I occasionally smoke. (usually a cigar or pipe)
3. I am a Christian.
4. I think homosexuality is wrong.
5. My conversations typically end like this:
(21:45:35) Steve: i think its intresting but a bunc of crap
(21:46:30) Me: I think it's stupid.
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(23:42:13) Kaptin: i think im gonna start using gnome
(23:42:16) Kaptin: i dunno wh
(23:42:17) Kaptin: yh
(23:42:18) Kaptin: haha
(23:42:33) Me: Cause your gay maybe?
(23:42:35) Me: lol
(23:42:40) Kaptin: :(
(23:42:44) Kaptin: naw im still usin flux
(23:42:46) Kaptin: nerga
(23:42:51) Me: lol
(23:43:32) Me: I'm so cool...I use the terminal...mouses are for newbs.
(23:44:01) Kaptin: raid?
(23:44:01) Kaptin: haha
(23:44:09) Me: yeah rofl
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(01:46:59) Me: I have been tempted to learn Ecclesiastical Latin.
(01:47:31) Jon: I've been tempted to read all of Shakespeare's play.
(01:47:42) Jon: You'll eventually be pulled by your temptations to doing it.
(01:47:52) Jon: There is no hope.
(01:48:00) Jon: Submit to it!!!
(01:51:00) Me: I am bored.
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(01:11:10) Me: No one likes a king that commits treason.
(01:12:06) Me: Unless he has an awesome beard, hires pirates to do his bidding, and eats beef jerky.
(01:14:14) Me: And beats women.
(01:14:48) Me: With their child's corpse.
6. I work at steak n shake and when I get off work...I smell like steak n shake.
7. I do not derive my eschatological doctrine from "Left Behind".
8. I like philosophy.
9. I like girls who have worldviews that contain the preconditions for intelligibility.
10. I don't think evolutionISM is science.
11. I once called the bible bookstore in my town arminian.
12. I think halloween is lame.
13. I stopped this list at 13...how unlucky....OoOoOoOO