} 046 - VIDEO - PUBLIC - Amanda just rolled a +5 endowment check

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So I smashed one of the little winged bastards with a book. Didn't kill it, but I knocked it out of the air.

[Amanda is standing in her room, one arm crossed tightly over her chest while her free hand holds her communicator out before her. Unfortunately, this attempt to hide the effects of this flood doesn't obscure the fact that her (as per usual)

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[Hoffman is not drunk. He's not drunk and he didn't really mean to comment but honestly...

He noticed Jill.

He's a man. He noticed chests. It felt in some perverse way like ogling his mother but he noticed so there is an accidental mash of keyboarding.]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk-

[Then. In text because there's no way he can retract that.]

I am sorry

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You fucking creep!

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THE BUTTON STUCK.

my communicator is covered in apple pie.

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Good! Even the little flying shitheads know what a fatass you are!

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Don't fucking yell at me because your chest got a little bigger! I don't know what the fuck is happening or where they're getting these appppppppppppohlleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Go to hell

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You call this a LITTLE bigger?!

This is karma, isn't it. This is because I coveted Jill's figure. Goddammit!

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Did your ass get bigger too?

[stop. Hoffman. Stop.]

that didn't come out right

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Jesus fuckin' Christ, what is WRONG with you?!

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What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me? I am allowed to sleep exactly two hours. TWO.Then the pies begin again. I am allowed into the shower but the minute I shower? Those fucking things are there.

I hate apple pie. Any other pie. Fuck being fat I could handle it but I hate, hate, hate apple pie.

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You're saying you stared at Jill's ass!

[She feels there's a difference between her looking at Jill because she wanted a similar figure, and looking out of sexual impulses.]

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[expectremorse]

...it felt creepy to me too. I admit I looked though. I'm a guy. Sometimes people can't turn that off all right? What, you never looked at anybody like that in your life? Just couldn't help it?

Besides. I would never have done anything.

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Not Jill! NEVER her!

[Jill was an angel too good for this world, Hoffman! HOW DARE YOU!]

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That's right because I wasn't stupid and I know for a fact that John and Jill had their moments.

[You can almost feel the quotation marks]

Just because you're living in this...fuck...if I even want to think about your...doesn't mean the rest of us weren't thinking about it. I'm a guy though Amanda. Sometimes guys can't help it.

I would not have done anything to Jill. Take my word for it.

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[creatingalegacy]

You didn't have a problem murdering her, but it's okay because you never would have fucked her? I feel MUCH better, thanks!

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[expectremorse]

...Actually yeah, you should.

[Truefacts man.]

There are limits to even what I'd-

[There is a MASSIVE keyboard mash then. One of the fairies tried to throw another frozen pie before him and he batted it away so that it switches to video.

Amanda now has a clear view of Hoffman who looks almost like a walking mound of pie goo.]

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[Amanda is about to argue...and then the video switches on. And she laughs. And laughs, and laughs. It's definitely spiteful.]