} 045 - [VIDEO] - [PUBLIC] - 4th wall the shit out of her, guys!

Nov 11, 2011 16:32

[Amanda is seated on the edge of her bed, looking seriously into her communicator's camera.]

My name is Amanda Young. If there's anyone out there I know...anyone at all...respond.

Please.

[Seriously, toss anyone and everyone at her~]

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omnomgriefseeds November 11 2011, 23:36:09 UTC
You're Amanda? Your friend told me you lost someone important to you.

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creatingalegacy November 11 2011, 23:39:31 UTC
What the fuck.

Did the pony send you? She did, didn't she?

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omnomgriefseeds November 11 2011, 23:44:16 UTC
[ It tilts its head in inquiry. What pony? ] Would you like to bring your friend Sarah back?

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creatingalegacy November 11 2011, 23:46:36 UTC
[Shocked...then quietly angry.]

...not fucking funny.

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omnomgriefseeds November 11 2011, 23:49:31 UTC
I'm only here to grant your wish.

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creatingalegacy November 11 2011, 23:58:42 UTC
You don't know shit about what I want.

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omnomgriefseeds November 12 2011, 00:22:16 UTC
[ It shakes its head. ] I don't. But I can tell you would like to be with her very much.

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creatingalegacy November 12 2011, 00:24:45 UTC
Look. I don't know how you know about her and I don't care. I suggest you stop this shit right now and tell me what the fuck you're talking about.

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omnomgriefseeds November 12 2011, 00:26:02 UTC
Would you like to make a contract with me, Amanda? If you become a magical girl, I can give you back your friend.

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creatingalegacy November 12 2011, 00:27:16 UTC
The fuck is a "magical girl?"

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omnomgriefseeds November 12 2011, 00:36:17 UTC
A magical girl is a young woman who uses her magical powers to protect the people she loves. You're a little older than most of them, but you have great untapped potential.

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creatingalegacy November 12 2011, 00:40:54 UTC
Fuck magic! It's all a bunch of pussies waving wands around because they're too lazy to work while I'm breaking my fuckin' back!

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omnomgriefseeds November 12 2011, 00:43:35 UTC
We call it "magic" because to humans, anything at our level of technology looks just the same.

We unlock the potential you already have. You do the work, Amanda.

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creatingalegacy November 12 2011, 00:47:48 UTC
I don't care what you call it.

You can't bring her back. You're a fucking talking rabbit.

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omnomgriefseeds November 12 2011, 00:50:30 UTC
Where are you hearing me, Amanda?

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creatingalegacy November 12 2011, 00:51:56 UTC
Is that supposed to impress me? I see weirder shit on a daily basis around here.

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