Comments | creatingalegacy: } 039 - [VIDEO] - public port shenanigans

creatingalegacy

} 039 - [VIDEO] - public port shenanigans

Sep 18, 2011 17:08

I demand to know where my warden is.

[Amanda is wearing a simple, blue, Disney-style dress (think a little bit like Belle's outfit from Beauty and the Beast), quite unlike her usual punk/goth mix of attire, and it looks awkward as hell on her. If you want, you can assume she filched the dress from a townsperson's clothesline; in truth, there's ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

Private looooool whattheytellyou September 19 2011, 21:46:13 UTC

I am in the meadow, of course, enjoying the beauty of the natural world and basking in the company of my woodland friends!

[...]

You will address me as 'Princess'.

Private creatingalegacy September 19 2011, 22:05:23 UTC

...Oh COME ON. What have I done lately to deserve this?!

[Thunk. Amanda just punched a tree.]

This is crap. This is freakin' bullcrap.

Private whattheytellyou September 19 2011, 22:26:08 UTC

How dare you raise your voice to a princess! I am a lady of breeding and wealth!

Did you just hit a tree? How dare you hit one of nature's treasures!

Re: Private creatingalegacy September 19 2011, 22:34:54 UTC

[Under her breath; the fact that she's speaking is audible, but the words themselves are just mumbles:]

You're lucky you're not here or I might kick you right in the "treasures."

Where the heck is your meadow?

Re: Private whattheytellyou September 19 2011, 23:04:41 UTC

Why, it is in the sunniest part of the fields, near the great forest! The grass grows as high as your elbows, and the sun is so warm.

I do so love to chat with a passing badger or a cheerful little fox kit of an early, dewy morn.

Re: Private creatingalegacy September 19 2011, 23:16:21 UTC

[Oh god, Sarah. What.]

Yeah, have fun with that, just...stay there. I'm coming to find you.

Re: Private whattheytellyou September 19 2011, 23:31:33 UTC

I will stay until midday, and then I will away for tea.

I will not be ordered about by a common peasant.

Re: Private creatingalegacy September 19 2011, 23:38:59 UTC

[...bitch please.]

If you make it harder for me to find you, you're gonna be sorry.

[She's running on her little legs through the very beginnings of the woods, now. In a dress. Carrying a sword.

This may take quite a while.]

Private whattheytellyou September 19 2011, 23:42:43 UTC

How dare you threaten a princess! I am royalty, you impertinent girl!

Re: Private creatingalegacy September 19 2011, 23:51:24 UTC

You're gonna thank me when this is all over.

[Ohgod swords are unexpectedly heavy]

Now quit biiiiiii--complaining before I give you a reason to, Princess. Maybe kill a chipmunk or something.

Private whattheytellyou September 19 2011, 23:55:10 UTC

I will do nothing of the sort. In fact, I will have you arrested and thrown in the dungeons if you lay so much as a finger on me!

OR my chipmunk friends!

Re: Private creatingalegacy September 20 2011, 00:00:11 UTC

Screw you and your "chipmunk friends." Are you a member of PETA or something? Does that exist in this backwards little fairy-tale hole? That's about the only thing that could make this place worse.

[She's aggravated as hell, but she grins a little.]

I'm never gonna let you live this down.

Private whattheytellyou September 20 2011, 01:41:53 UTC

PETA? Is that some sort of insult? I will find a knight to slay you for your impudence.

And why would you wish to use screws on me? What have I done to deserve such barbs?

Re: Private creatingalegacy September 20 2011, 01:46:01 UTC

It's an insult to anyone in touch with reality.

[She's fighting to keep the sword from dragging the ground at this point.]

Bring it on, Sarah. The sword's enchanted to bring people down.

[...By singing them lullabies, which she doesn't know yet. So really, bring it on!]

Back to all threads

Leave a comment