} 039 - [VIDEO] - public port shenanigans

[creatingalegacy]

I demand to know where my warden is.

[Amanda is wearing a simple, blue, Disney-style dress (think a little bit like Belle's outfit from Beauty and the Beast), quite unlike her usual punk/goth mix of attire, and it looks awkward as hell on her. If you want, you can assume she filched the dress from a townsperson's clothesline; in truth, there's

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...I can't resist.

[goodgrasshopper]

[Have a curious look.]

Your warden? There are many wardens of the peace. Who is this "Sarah Harding?" I have never heard this name.

Re: ...I can't resist.

[creatingalegacy]

[All the facepalms. ALL of them.]

Wonderful. You're obviously gonna be of no fffffffreaking help to me.

[goodgrasshopper]

[The most earnest look ever.]

But I want to help! It's what I do! Are you on a quest of some kind? Is there any aid I can offer?

[creatingalegacy]

...yeah. A quest. Exactly.

I need to rescue someone, and to do that, I'm gonna need a weapon.

[goodgrasshopper]

[Froooooooown.] I'm not sure I have anything like... Oh! Would an enchanted sword help?

[creatingalegacy]

That sounds perfect.

[goodgrasshopper]

[Molly beams.] I'll come find you, then. Where are you?

[creatingalegacy]

[HAVE HER LOCATION! It's just outside a disgustingly quaint and charming little town.]

Don't make me wait forever.

[goodgrasshopper]

I wouldn't dream of it!

[Aaaand a few minutes later, Molly is there. With the enchanted sword.]

[creatingalegacy]

[Amanda just...looks at her. There's a little gleeful horror there.]

This is fantastic.

[She extends a hand for the sword.]

Give it to me.

[goodgrasshopper]

[Molly willingly hands it over. With a HUGE smile. She's so happy to get to help a hero on their journey.]

It will help you subdue your enemies on your quest.

[...By singing them to sleep. Lullabies.]

[creatingalegacy]

[AHAHA. The horror she'll experience when she realizes this will be GOLDEN.]

It's enchanted to help me take people down more easily?

[She hefts the sword and looks it over well.]

Sounds good to me.

[She looks up at Molly.]

What should I call you, anyway?

[goodgrasshopper]

[I thought you might like that. >:D]

Yes--much more easily. [Without any death at all.]

I'm a fairy godmother--but you can call me Molly. Godmother is so cumbersome.

[creatingalegacy]

[.....suddenly, ALL THE LAUGHTER EVER. It's definitely mean-spirited but also completely genuine amusement.]

Right. I'm in your debt and all that. When my "quest" is over, I'll find you, Molly, and thank you for giving me a weapon. Count on it.

[goodgrasshopper]

[Molly is so not registering any mean-spiritedness at all. She helped--and Amanda is obviously happy, so that means she did a good thing, right?]

Oh, there's no need to thank me. I'm just happy to have been able to help you on your way.

[She twinkles.]

[creatingalegacy]

[Oh god the twinkling. It would be too much if Amanda didn't plan to use it for bitchery later.]

Try to remember that later.